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In a motion titled, “Recognizing the Strategic Potential of Bitcoin – Preserving Freedom through Restraint in Taxation and Regulation,” they want to make sure that Bitcoin doesn’t fall under the EU’s strict crypto-asset rules. The document, led by MP Dirk Brandes, declares that Bitcoin is unlike other “crypto-assets” (because clearly, it’s special) and warns that any attempts to regulate it too much would kill innovation. They even go so far as to call excessive regulation a threat to “financial freedom.” 🎉 Who knew a decentralized digital currency could be the champion of liberty?

Here we stand, folks. Bitcoin has taken a nosedive like a turkey in November, yet clings onto the trusty support level of $112,000 like an old man clutching his favorite fishing rod. Market prophets tell us this little dip is just a classic pre-FOMC hiccup, and let’s be honest, nothing sinister is lurking in the shadows. It’s merely a floor test-nobody’s changing direction, just trying to locate the nearest restroom!

Solana’s relentless charade in wooing the stuffed shirts of finance roared louder this week, with Grayscale Investments, that colossal peddler of digital baubles, declaiming on Oct. 29 that their Grayscale Solana Trust ETF (NYSE Arca: GSOL) now prances across NYSE Arca. Behold, their maiden staking-enabled exchange-traded folly under the SEC’s fresh fiat, bolstering their dominion in the regulated digital farce! 😂

Thanks to this union, Binance users can now see their token distribution as a map-because nothing says “trust me” like turning your wallet into a kindergarten art project. If you spot a bubble the size of Texas holding all the tokens, you’ll know it’s time to run. Fast. With a parachute. And maybe a lawyer.

On the 27th of October, 2025, a day etched into the annals of on-chain history, Tron’s active addresses erupted from a meager 3.5 million to a staggering 6.23 million-a crescendo of chaos! This was no mere fluctuation but a revolution of decentralized applications and stablecoin transfers, as if the Tron ecosystem had awoken to declare, “I am, therefore I transact!” The very air crackled with utility, a stark contrast to the market’s timid consolidation.

From the whispers of the earnings call, it emerges that Visa’s stablecoin platform now juggles conversions between two currencies and a dizzying array of 25 fiat currencies, with monthly volumes pirouetting to an annualized $2.5 billion. “We are not merely adding stablecoins,” declared CEO Ryan McInerney, his voice dripping with the gravitas of a circus ringmaster, “we are conjuring them from the very ether of four unique blockchains!” 🎩🪄

Officials are meeting this week in Florence-a city known for Renaissance art, overpriced gelato, and now,apparently, bureaucratic gridlock. 🍦 They’ll vote on whether to extend the “preparatory phase,” which sounds fancy until you realize it’s just a euphemism for “still figuring out how to adult.” Spoiler: It depends on EU lawmakers agreeing on a legal framework. Good luck with that. 🎲

Let’s break it down, shall we? BitGo’s latest announcement, made on October 29, proudly declares it as the first U.S.-based qualified custodian for the Canton Coin (CC) token. Yes, you heard that right-first. Which is like winning a race where everyone’s still figuring out where the starting line is. 🏁

Architect Financial Technologies, Harrison’s new venture, boasts a license from Bermuda-a land where the sun never sets on bureaucracy-to launch AX. This digital acrobatics show allows traders to bet on everything from foreign currencies to rare earth metals (yes, even the kind that power your electric car, which you’ll never afford). Harrison, with the confidence of a man who has seen empires rise and crumble, claims this is “not crypto, just… traditional assets in a perpetual party.”

Bitcoin’s sell-off accelerated after the Federal Reserve cut rates by 25 basis points. 🚨💸