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The Official Trump token, that most audacious of digital progeny, has once again seized the spotlight, leaping upward with the vigor of a caffeinated squirrel. Such vigor stems from the impending birth of USD1, a stablecoin tethered to the Enso Chain-a move as calculated as a chess master’s gambit. This, dear reader, is not mere progress; it is a declaration of war on the mundane. Yet, as the crypto circus spins faster, one must ask: Will this be the ringmaster’s triumph or a tragic trapeze mishap?

Let us not forget BlackRock’s masterstroke: the iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF, which, in the year of 2025, secured a princely $28.1 billion in investments – the only fund showing a positive year-to-date (YTD) flow. Meanwhile, the total spot Bitcoin ETF inflows rose to a most respectable $26.9 billion. One must wonder if the ghosts of funds past would have shown any promise without BlackRock’s guiding hand.

And of course, the price action has traders comparing it to past moves that led to big rallies. Because why not? Let’s look to the past, because nothing says “predictable future” like using hindsight. 🔮

$DOGE, that paragon of cryptocurrency, is now a model of composure. The recent plunge from the ascending wedge-oh, how it danced!-precisely met the measured move, only to be snatched up by the collective delirium of buyers. The price has not yet returned to the wedge, but instead, it hovers along the $0.20 horizontal support line, a lifeline for the desperate. This is major support, as evidenced by the previous price action, which was about as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane. With Stochastic RSI indicators at their nadir, poised to cross back up, building a position here is a gamble as thrilling as a game of Russian roulette with a single bullet. If the price falls below support, one can only pray for a miracle. 🐕

After a valiant rebound from the $107,800 nadir (a price so low, one might mistake it for a typo), Bitcoin has swaggered back to $113,000, buoyed by the ghostly whispers of demand zones and the faint hope of spot traders who’ve clearly read too many horoscopes. But now, dear reader, the beast faces a most treacherous hurdle: the $114,500-$115,000 resistance, where profit-taking has historically multiplied like rabbits at a garden party. If BTC falters here, it may find itself tumbling toward $110,000-or worse, the abyss of existential dread. 🐇💣

They’re trying to maximize BTC yield per share and restore “market confidence” while their stock trades below the value of their crypto hoard. It’s like your stock portfolio decided to go on a shopping spree and forgot to check its wallet. 💸

Markets, ever the hopeful gamblers, have already laid their bets, 96.7% sure the Fed will cut rates. But don’t be fooled-traders are already eyeing December like a hungry wolf, whispering of another 25 bps. Yet the real show? Chair Powell’s speech, where he might drop hints like seeds in the soil, waiting for the harvest. 🌱

Chainlink’s Proof of Reserve is here to ensure GLDY’s gold backing is as verifiable as a witch’s hat in Ankh-Morpork, providing institutional investors with tamper-proof data. Because if your gold reserves can’t be audited by a bemused golem, are they even gold?

According to an Oct. 28 forum post (because blockchain folks love writing post-mortems more than Shakespeare loved sonnets), the exchange team found 27 claims that weren’t just people crying over spilled crypto.

Open Interest did a little happy dance up 7.7% to $695 million, because nothing says “bullish” like strangers on the internet agreeing to gamble together.