Crypto analyst Donny Dicey, whose wisdom is as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane, recently took to X to declare that the $116,000 price level is the decisive zone Bitcoin must breach to confirm a breakout. His technical analysis, a masterclass in circular logic, suggests that once BTC achieves a clean break above this resistance area, momentum could swiftly carry it to $126,000. One might ask: why not aim for the moon? 🌙
According to the oh-so-trustworthy Bloomberg, Citi is venturing beyond the mundane realm of fiat, embracing a world where money can leap instantaneously across digital borders, turning sleepy clients into jittery explorers of the crypto continent. Their head of payments, Debopama Sen, decries the need for “programmability” and “conditional payments,” which sounds remarkably like enabling your money to make decisions-perhaps even voting on whether to buy that third latte.
Backed by Metaplanet CEO Simon Gerovich and Sora Ventures (the dynamic duo of institutional crypto expansion), this isn’t just a phase-it’s a full-blown identity crisis. Or, as they call it, “an ongoing daily accumulation program.” Because nothing says “we’re serious” like buying Bitcoin every day until the cows come home. 🐮
Hong Kong, that’s who! ChinaAMC rolled out their ETF while the U.S. was busy arguing about staplers. Asia’s basically the crypto cool kid now. 😎
With the U.S. Treasury Secretary promising a “delay” on export controls (a delay! As if time itself might pause!), and the Federal Reserve poised to sprinkle its rate-cutting fairy dust, Kendrick’s eyes gleam with the fervor of a man who’s seen too many market cycles. “Investors, take heart!” he cries, “For this is the dawn of Bitcoin’s eternal reign!” 🌅
This haven, they claim, supports the entire digital asset lifecycle-from custody to transactions to settlement. It operates across more than 40 blockchains, both public and private. Impressive, is it not? Yet, one wonders, in this vast digital expanse, where does the soul of the asset truly reside? 🤔
This dynamic duo is combining Coinbase’s snazzy digital asset infrastructure with Citi’s all-powerful global payments network, which, in case you didn’t know, stretches across 94 markets and more than 300 clearing systems. Together, they plan to make it a whole lot easier for institutions to swap between fiat and crypto in real-time-because who wants to wait for a wire transfer anyway?
Forget speculative assets-XRP is now the legal equivalent of your grandma’s antique vase. Just replace “cryptographic keys” with “rusty key under the doormat” and voilà, you’re in a courtroom drama. 🎩
In a year where crypto’s been more drama than drama (looking at you, rug pulls), Kraken’s numbers scream “legit.” Their Q3? So hot it could melt Bitcoin’s ice bath. 🔥
BNB
$1,143
24h volatility:
0.9%
Market cap:
$157.18 B
Vol. 24h:
$2.97 B
