Cryptonews

BNB

$1,143

24h volatility:
0.9%

Market cap:
$157.18 B

Vol. 24h:
$2.97 B

In October of 2025, Mr. Trump’s rhetoric toward China-a veritable tempest in a teapot-took center stage, dictating the sharp price swings of Bitcoin and the delicate emotions of its investors. The Net Unrealized Profit/Loss (NUPL) indicator, a barometer of market sentiment as reliable as a spinster’s gossip, reflected the shifting moods with remarkable precision. On the 10th, when Mr. Trump threatened tariffs of 100% on Chinese imports, Bitcoin tumbled by 8.4% to a modest $104,800. NUPL, ever the sensitive soul, dipped below 0.50, a level historically associated with rising fear and the urge to flee with one’s profits. 🤑

On paper, AI and Bitcoin mining seem to share a mutual distaste for electricity bills. Both demand sprawling data centers, specialized chips, and air conditioning that could freeze a penguin. Yet their computational philosophies diverge like a divorce settlement: AI thrives on GPU-fueled matrix math, while Bitcoin clings to its SHA-256 obsessions like a Victorian spinster to her corset. It’s not a rivalry; it’s a sitcom.

Bitcoin reached $114,500 for the weekly close as bulls staged a much-needed comeback, but many traders remained unconvinced. 🐶📈

The Particulars of the Matter:

Traders, those shrewd gamblers of the financial realm, see it as a bullish sign, hinting at softer regulations and stronger institutional trust in crypto-though one wonders if they’ve simply traded their sanity for a slice of the pie. 🤝💰

The Snorter Token presale is hogging the spotlight for a few more hours, snorting up over $5.7M! 🐽💰
This project’s got a nose for success-it’s building Snorter Bot, a Telegram crypto trading bot that’ll make whales and bots cry into their caviar. 🦀😭
With a 9x potential, investors are flocking like pigeons to a breadcrumb. 🕊️🤑
Last call to grab $SNORT tokens at a bargain-don’t be a snoozer, be a snorter! 😴🚫 ➡️ 🐽✅

JPYC Co., Ltd. (Tokyo) announces that, after securing a permit from the Japanese government, it began issuing Japan’s first yen-pegged stablecoin “JPYC” and launched the JPYC EX platform on October 27, 2025. The service supports Avalanche, Ethereum, and Polygon chains-three names that sound like they belong in a fantasy novel. 🧙‍♂️🎲 And if you’re wondering, yes, you’ll need to prove you’re not a ghost, thanks to Japan’s JPKI system. 🕯️

So, in this blazing 24-hour window, a whopping 29,440,541 SHIB tokens were sent to the great beyond – dead addresses, never to be seen again. It’s like the SHIB community is playing a game of “How Much Can We Set on Fire?” (Spoiler: A lot.)

1⃣ It’s like that time Tom watched a swarm attack Harry’s field-over $180M in short positions taken down in a mighty squeeze as Bitcoin broke through the $112K mark. Suddenly, it’s like you’re watching Wobbly’s legendary chase through Cannery Row: all underdog frenzy!