So, in this blazing 24-hour window, a whopping 29,440,541 SHIB tokens were sent to the great beyond – dead addresses, never to be seen again. It’s like the SHIB community is playing a game of “How Much Can We Set on Fire?” (Spoiler: A lot.)
1⃣ It’s like that time Tom watched a swarm attack Harry’s field-over $180M in short positions taken down in a mighty squeeze as Bitcoin broke through the $112K mark. Suddenly, it’s like you’re watching Wobbly’s legendary chase through Cannery Row: all underdog frenzy!
This soft fork aims to pull the rug on data payloads in BTC transactions, waving its metaphoric wand over a one-year pointer while the “permanent” solution ingredients (read: a doomsday cocktail of bureaucracy and consensus) bake. The core argument? Bad actors have been hitchhiking their nefarious messages into the blockchain, like the Discworld’s with-weasel brigade hiding in socks. But here’s the spicy bit: the proposal waves a dour finger (📱 tho) at anyone thinking of rejecting it, warning that they might “split off to a new altcoin like Bcash” or endure moral/ma_indices consequences. Nifty, isn’t it? Just the incentive we all craved: censorship via legal veiled threats, served with a side of existential dread!
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao – or CZ, as he’s known to his followers (and presumably, his accountants) – has been flapping about Central Asia, specifically Kyrgyzstan, declaring it a rising star in the world of blockchain. Which is nice for Kyrgyzstan, I suppose. His visit was, naturally, about bolstering cooperation with the Kyrgyz authorities, which involves trying to get everyone to understand blockchain, in finance, education, and… technology. Groundbreaking. 🤔
Coinbase’s x402, that audacious child of innovation, has birthed nearly 500,000 transactions in seven days. A spike so monumental it makes one question whether humanity has collectively abandoned sanity-or simply discovered a better way to pay for cat videos. The platform, built on the bones of efficiency, now struts its stuff in the web3 economy, claiming validation as if it were the second coming of Satoshi Nakamoto. 🚀
In a recent missive on X, our intrepid analyst, Crypto Rover, unveiled weekly charts comparing Binance Coin to the total crypto market cap (sans Bitcoin and Ethereum, of course). The graphs, dear reader, reveal a plot as thick as a Parisian fog-long-term accumulation near resistance levels. Rover, with the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor, declares the coin has shattered 2021’s resistance, signaling a shift in sentiment so dramatic, one might call it a “bullish awakening.”
The price is as stable as a cinderblock on a trampoline. Hesitation? More like “I’m not sure if I want to jump or just nap here forever.” 🐾
Beyond the mere whims of the market, this silent pilgrimage from paper to metal is a spectacle worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy-or perhaps a Wildean comedy. The architecture of global finance, it seems, is being redecorated with a touch of gilt. 🏛️💰
On October 10th, the heavens of U.S.-China trade wars opened wide, and in that chaos, billions-yes, billions-escaped into the ether, leaving traders clutching their empty wallets and wondering if they should just give up and buy a llama instead. The liquidation wave was so massive, it made the tides look like a gentle Disneyland ride. 🌊
The ledger of the gods reveals a split: 300 BTC ($33 million) pirouettes one way, while 915 BTC ($100 million) twirls another. The destinations? Freshly minted addresses, unlabeled and mysterious, like shadows in a moonlit forest. 🕵️♂️
