Most altcoins? They’re sittin’ pretty in the sagebrush, nary a tumbleweed in sight. But HYPE-ah, HYPE-shot up 14% to $46, like a scrawny kid hittin’ a growth spurt. XRP? It’s tip-toein’ up 4% to $2.65, playin’ coyote in a henhouse of volatility. 🐺
Shiba Inu, the meme coin that’s basically the Dogecoin wannabe 🐕, is down 13.61% this month. October was supposed to be its month to shine 🌟, but instead, it’s more like a damp squib 💦.
A staggering $4.8 billion in short positions will vanish quicker than a dandy’s inheritance at a roulette table. Poof! 💸
The grand stage of cryptocurrency is set as Dogecoin pirouettes gracefully towards an encore of growth, promising a chorus hitherto unheard in the tranquility of its historical refrain.
Should the grandees of the market continue their clandestine machinations and the network’s activity remain as fervent as a ballroom at dawn, the path to $50 may well be paved. Yet, one must tread with caution, for the whims of fortune are as fickle as a maiden’s smile. 😏
Now, when explaining this marvel, Coinbase seemed as proud as a peacock, boasting it had “fixed the internet’s first mistake” by breathing life back into the Internet Communication Protocol’s nearly forgotten Hypertext Transfer Protocol 402, or HTTP 402. This resurrection, according to them, ushers in a smooth as butter payment system that perfectly mates with the internet.
Robert Kiyosaki, that sage of self-enrichment and author of Rich Dad Poor Dad-a tome so revered it has been translated into every language except Common Sense-has once again drawn his sword against the dragons of “old thinking.” With the fervor of a street preacher predicting doom, he declares that salvation lies not in savings accounts or retirement plans, but in the digital alchemy of Bitcoin and Ethereum. Millions have bought his book; fewer have bought his advice. 🧐
Just last Friday, Bloomberg spilled the beans on Tether Holdings Ltd, that ever-expanding colossus that reigns over the stablecoin kingdom. Paolo Ardoino, Tether’s ever-so-popular CEO, casually mentioned his delightful $15 billion profit prediction for 2025 while speaking at the Plan B Forum in the illustrious Lugano, Switzerland. What a humble affair!
Because the 1-day chart looks like a rollercoaster designed by a drunk. Resistance at $1.2 and $1.26-yeah, those are basically the speed bumps in your neighborhood. Not exactly a smooth ride to the moon.
Solana’s weekly structure, a mirror to her October 2023 consolidation fractal, is nothing short of a dramatic monologue. Compressed like a corseted diva, she prepares for a vertical breakout that would make even the most stoic investor blush. Galaxy’s rising structure, supported by three delicate touches on the ascending trendline, whispers of accumulation-a secret only the most astute whales know. 🕵️♂️💰
