Like a plot from one of our Moscow gentry, the XRP price boldly formed its base above $2.30, aspiring to rival the likes of Bitcoin and Ethereum. It surpassed the fortresses of $2.3750 and $2.380, besting its foes with nothing but sheer resolve.
A rally beyond the overhead supply zone, stretching a frankly quite imposing $2.8, would be a start. But let’s be realistic. This is XRP we are talking about. Expectations should be managed. Think ‘slightly less disappointing’ rather than ‘triumphantly bullish’.
Ah, yes. The analysts, those seers of market folly, whisper of a “crypto land rush”-more than 200 new products, like frenzied rats fleeing a sinking ship, eager to take their bite at the digital apple before it all crumbles to dust over the next year. 🐀🍎
A new class action case has been filed against Melania Trump and Argentine President Javier Milei, with both accused of using their names in a colossal memecoin scam. 🤯
In essence, all these parties have become intertwined and formed a symbiotic dance. On paper, Binance and the US President’s crypto empire can benefit from each other’s success. 🕵️♂️
When this STH-SOPR doodah dips below 1.0, it’s like a canary in a coal mine-except the canary is a Bitcoin holder, and the mine is the market. It screams, “Capitulation!” and “Fear!” and all sorts of other dramatic things. The current value? A teeny-tiny 0.8% loss. But oh, what a shift in sentiment! After weeks of prices bouncing around like a kangaroo on a trampoline, this is quite the spectacle. 🎭
This pardon came after Zhao’s 2023 conviction for, shall we say, “neglecting” to uphold proper anti-money-laundering protocols. He served four months in prison and, in 2024, stepped down as CEO, leaving the company in the hands of others. 🕵️♂️
“I just hope nobody really cares anymore. Plus, I never really knew anything all that secret.”
XLM had a mild temper tantrum Tuesday, dropping from $0.3137 to $0.3123 in a 24-hour period ending Oct. 23 at 14:00 UTC. The token moved within a narrow $0.0132 range (4.2%), which is the kind of volatility that makes you question your life choices but not enough to make you panic.
