Cryptonews

All these tears and tantrums follow a weekend tempest that swept through crypto, wiping out over $19 billion worth of leveraged fools playing the game with fire. The culprit? An unexpected, eyebrow-raising act by none other than Donald Trump-yes, that Trump-who declared a 100% tariff on Chinese imports, sending markets into a frenzy of panic and low liquidity. The kind of chaos where morals and rationality go out the window faster than you can say “pump and dump.”

Michael Saylor, the man who thinks “portfolio diversification” is a dirty word, recently declared on a podcast that STRD is getting ghosted by investors. “Why?” he wailed. “It’s like choosing a lollipop over a piñata! More sugar, more confetti, MORE STUFF!” 🍬🎉

Michael Saylor, der Mann, der Bitcoin zu seinem Lebenswerk gemacht hat, postete kürzlich eine Grafik auf X, die alle Blicke auf sich zog. Mit den Worten „Der wichtigste orange Punkt ist immer der nächste“ ließ er die Welt wissen: Ein neuer Kauf steht bevor. Wer Saylor kennt, weiß, dass solche Andeutungen nicht weniger sind als ein Countdown zum nächsten Milliarden-Blitz. Die BTC-Community reagierte prompt – wie ein Haufen Hunde, die ein Auto bemerken. 🐶

One might have thought that the Friday 10 October crash would have provided a sturdy floor for $BTC’s price, but alas, such a long candle wick to the downside required filling before the price could rise again. And so it was, with the price proceeding to fill that wick and even making a lower low at $103,600. A true testament to the resilience of the market… or its penchant for self-sabotage. 📉

This isn’t a bold prediction about the form decentralized finance will take months or years down the line, either: it’s already occurring if you know where to look. Like all transformative technologies, automated DeFi is here – it’s just not evenly distributed. To witness this shift in action, we need only look to WOLF by Byrrgis, whose use of Curated Packs is pioneering collective trading in which DeFi investment is both simpler and safer. Here’s how it works. 🤯

So, what’s behind this sudden burst of energy? Apparently, Chainlink’s co-founder had a little chat with the U.S. Senate about blockchain policy. 🗣️ Yes, the same Senate that usually looks at crypto like it’s a confused cat. 🐱 But hey, any attention is good attention, right? Meanwhile, whales are pulling $15 million worth of LINK off exchanges faster than I pull excuses to avoid Monday mornings. 🐳 And let’s not forget the charts-a clean technical rebound that’s making traders go, “Oh, so that’s how you do it.” 📊

“Potential ‘W’ bottoms in Bollinger Band terms in ETHUSD and SOLUSD, but not in BTCUSD. Gonna be time to pay attention soon I think.”

$SOL is on a green arc to $250 after gaining 4.21% in the last 24 hours. For context, that’s the same amount of energy I put into my gym membership.

Now, if you’re sitting there thinking, “When’s this magical token happening?”-well, sit tight. Word on the street (and by “street” I mean the always trustworthy sources) is that Polymarket won’t launch its token until it’s properly back in the U.S. Thanks to their grand acquisition of the CFTC-approved QCX exchange, they’ve got some paperwork to clean up first. 🧹