The price of SEI has recently reversed after tapping into the $0.117 support level, showing signs of potential bullish continuation. Like a crypto version of a “404 Not Found” error, but with more emojis. 😂
The hold-up, one can only assume, is due to the indomitable Brian Armstrong of Coinbase, who has taken it upon himself to play the role of the dissenting dowager at a tea party. His objections, it seems, have thrown the committee into a tizzy, leaving them to ponder whether the legislation is fit for polite society-or indeed, any society at all. ☕
Let’s talk about this “ascending triangle” everyone’s obsessed with. Sounds like a yoga pose for people who hate progress. Higher lows? Lower highs? No, it’s just crypto pretending it has direction. And don’t get me started on that “resistance band”-it’s like a gym membership for a coin that refuses to sweat. 🏋️♂️
Erik Luts, Chief Innovation Officer (a title one assumes requires a cape and a PowerPoint), declared this a triumph of “regulated frameworks.” Because nothing says freedom like state-sanctioned speculation. 🗣️💻 The bank, Belgium’s second-largest, now struts as its first to comply with MiCA-a regulation so romantic it could make Kafka blush.
Meanwhile, reports have begun circulating on social media, with several Polygon-linked employees and ecosystem figures posting about abrupt exits and team changes. Polygon Labs has not yet responded to requests for comment.
Bitcoin, that fickle lover of markets, tumbled toward $95,000 after a brief flirtation with $97.8K, leaving investors clutching their wallets like children in a candy store with no coins. The plunge? A consequence of the Senate Banking Committee’s grand performance-postponing its review of a crypto bill slated for Thursday, while Coinbase, once a suitor to the legislation, now winks and says, “Too many issues. Let’s just… not.” 🎭
In a dark turn of events, the illustrious Elon Musk’s X has swung its mighty sword against apps that have the audacity to reward users with digital tokens for their delightful musings, as declared by the ever-serious Head of Product, Nikita Bier. Thursday bore witness to this decisive action.
Now, dear reader, it seems our pal SOL has been dining splendidly over the past few weeks. Investors are rubbing their hands together in anticipation of the grand Alpenglow upgrade, and oh boy, those ETF inflows have been pouring in like candy at a sweet shop! 🍬 But hold your horses, as sellers have taken a rather mischievous turn, leaving a trail of liquidations-$10.5 million worth! That’s nearly $7.7 million of buyers getting their fingers burned! Ouch! 😱
A major step forward for institutional crypto finance is highlighting Ripple’s expanding influence and the growing role of Ripple USD (RLUSD). LMAX Group, a global financial tech company operating a leading institutional exchange for FX and cryptocurrency trading, announced on Jan. 15 a partnership with Ripple to integrate stablecoin RLUSD into its cross-asset marketplace. Because, why not? Let’s just toss a stablecoin into the mix and call it a day. 🎉
CW, the self-proclaimed oracle of crypto, has unveiled a fresh update on XRP’s price action, which is currently as exciting as a spreadsheet. He claims this shift marks the early stage of a larger bull rally, with a decisive move above the previous all-time high acting as the key signal for price acceleration. Because nothing says “trust me” like a chart that looks like a toddler’s doodles.
