Cryptonews

On the glorious 18th of July, they announced that they’d be eyeballing the top ten blockchains—yes, those shiny, digital chains of coded magic. One fund, the “21Shares FTSE Crypto 10 Index ETF,” will track the top 10 treasures, while another will focus on the top ten programmable blockchains—like those clever little devices that do things beyond just Bitcoin, with a wink and a nod to the future!

The slick-fingered demons of the internet had struck again, siphoning funds with the cold precision of surgeons stealing kidneys in a back-alley clinic.

Thumzup Media Corporation (fancy name alert!) has just blessed us with a $250M plan to diversify its crypto portfolio. No more being a Bitcoin-only babe—they’re now cozying up to altcoins like XRP, USDC, ETH, SOL, DOGE, and LTC. Because, apparently, variety is the new black (or should we say, the new blockchain?). 😉

Lo and behold, market sage Ali Martinez—whose name alone drips with prophetic weight—has declared that Dogecoin’s chart whispers secrets of great fortune! In a missive upon the digital scrolls of X (formerly a bird’s chirp), Martinez unveiled a pattern of such bullish glory it could make a Wall Street broker weep into his caviar: the fabled “double bottom.” This arcane sigil, resembling nothing so much as the posterior of some indecisive bovine 🐄, suggests that DOGE, after wallowing near $0.13–$0.15 not once but twice, may now vault toward $0.42—or plummet back into obscurity like a drunken clerk down a staircase.

It seems Ripple USD (RLUSD) has shot to the top of Bluechip’s stablecoin charts like a barnstorming biplane, leaving all the other stablecoins in its dust. And why not? It’s got stability, governance, and asset backing that’s as solid as a rock 🤘. Bluechip, that esteemed independent rating agency, announced on July 18 that it had given RLUSD the thumbs up with an “A” rating. They tweeted on social media platform X on July 18, saying:

Ethereum (ETH) is currently cruising along at $3,660 and boasts a dazzling 45% gain in the past month. It’s like a high school reunion where everyone shows up hotter than they looked in the yearbook. After a period of nail-biting tension, ETH has decided to stop playing coy and burst through all those pesky resistance levels, giving the crypto space reason to nod sagely and discuss “institutional demand” in hushed tones.

The IMF’s July 15 Article IV consultation, with its incisive scrutiny, reveals that no such acquisitions graced the coffers since the $1.4 billion Extended Fund Facility was sanctioned in December 2024. How droll that public trackers displayed holdings swelling to over 6,102 BTC, only to be unmasked as mere illusion! 😂

As of this mornin’, BNB is sittin’ pretty above those critical levels, and the charts are lookin’ mighty bullish. If this momentum keeps up, we might just see BNB join the elite club of coins worth more than your average used car. Now, ain’t that somethin’? 😂

It’s a milestone worthy of a victory lap. The mission? Transform WLFI into an open-for-trading sensation, giving the community a bigger say in its future. Basically, it’s democracy with a side of crypto. The vote closed back in July, but the results? Utterly convincing, with support so high it almost seems like a meme. The message? The fans are serious about this shift. ⚡

Indeed, in a tale worthy of the most intricate novels, Google waged legal warfare in a court across the great waters of New York, proclaiming its victory over the elusive BadBox 2.0—an entity so cunning that it managed to enlist over ten million of these devices in its web of treachery. The experts, those diligent scribes of cybersecurity, uncovered this conspiracy and sounded the alarm. Imagine a web spun with such care that millions of devices, innocent and unassuming, became instruments of digital villainy. ⚖️