🤑 Myriad’s $10M Gamble: DeFi’s New Oracle or Just Crypto’s Wild Guess? 🌪️

On the first of September, a date as arbitrary as the whims of fate, Myriad proclaimed its ascent. Not merely content with $10 million in USDC trading volume, it has also birthed 5.4 million predictions, lured 511,000 souls into its fold, and seen its browser extension installed 60,000 times. A veritable orgy of numbers, each one screaming, “Behold, the future is ours!” 🤡

BTC’s Chaotic Dance: Delta Cap & Coinbase Premium Gap Keep Bulls Smiling 😏📈

According to a CryptoQuant post by XWIN Research Japan, Bitcoin’s Delta Cap-a fancy term for “the floor is *literally* here”-is rising like a well-caffeinated barista. This long-term valuation model has been BTC’s emotional support floor since 2018, and right now, it’s chilling at $739.4 billion. Yes, BTC is currently trading below it, but if it sneezes its way to $120k, it’ll be back on the top bunk of the Delta Cap bunk bed. 💪

Tron’s Fee Cut: Because Who Needs Money Anyway? 🤷‍♀️

This sudden popularity comes after Tron did the equivalent of a Black Friday sale – slashing network fees by 60%. Because nothing says “we’re confident in our product” like drastically cutting prices. The TRX price did rise 115% over the past year, but let’s be real – in crypto that just means it went from “terrible” to “not completely terrible.”

The Bitcoin Hashrate Surges to Celestial Heights, Unlike Its Price! 🚀🔒

“Hashrate”-a term fueling many a miner’s daydreams-measures the Herculean number of calculations performed per second across the blockchain universe. This awe-inspiring metric, measured in hashes per second-more practically in exahashes-serves as the digital muscle car that signals ‘Miner Power!’ when it revs up. When the Hashrate climbs, it shouts, “We’re expanding!” When it dips, it’s more like a sigh, hinting that some miners, perhaps disillusioned or just exhausted, are hanging up their mining hats, mumbling about electricity costs and profit margins. A chart from Blockchain.com? Oh yes, a lovely picture of this chaotic ballet-see below:

Why Chainlink Investors Can’t Stop Staring at Exchange Supply-and Their Wallets 👀

Back in mid-2023, LINK was lounging around $6 to $7, contemplating its life choices. Now, only 161.8 million linger on exchanges-presumably clinging to fond memories of the “good old days.” If this dry-up continues, future generations will swap tales about “The Great LINK Migration,” while clutching their hardware wallets and reminiscing about when you actually had to sell a token to buy a sandwich.

TRON’s Stellar Rise: Can TRX Soar Beyond $0.40?

The chronicles of TRON are now adorned with a significant milestone: over 11.3 billion transactions recorded, and a staggering 329 million accounts, as per the annals of TRONSCAN. This achievement is not merely a number; it is a testament to the network’s unyielding growth in user adoption and practical utility. In a world where few can boast such feats, TRON stands tall, a beacon of innovation and efficiency. 🌟

Bitcoin’s September Curse vs. Gold’s Glittering Win 💸

ETF flows are now red, with August sucking out $750 million – the second-worst month ever. Institutional buying, once the star of 2024-2025, is now slower than a snail on a treadmill. Traders are debating if Bitcoin needs to retest $100k or go all the way to $94k. Sounds like a game of Russian roulette with your savings. 🎲💸