Selon le savant analyste Jackis (qu’on ne peut que respecter, ou pas), notre cher crypto est à un carrefour: la route du haut ou celle du bas. Le trader, tel un héros ou un fou, doit laisser la pièce de la fortune parler. Car, comme tout bon théâtre, l’acte final doit se jouer sur la scène des chiffres, pas dans la loge des discours! 🎭
Pray note: this is not yet the grand withdrawal of society’s elite, but merely the digestion of a rather rich banquet. How BTC navigates the current resistance shall determine whether this is but a modest curtsey or the opening act of a grander minuet toward $100K.
So, Senator Elizabeth Warren has decided it’s high time for the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) to hit the brakes on World Liberty’s bank charter application. 🚦
This whale has been on a shopping spree, buying 116,000 ETH ($364 million) at an average price of $3,138 from Binance since June 22, 2025. But then, like a savvy shopper, it returned 35,021 ETH ($141.3 million) at higher prices around $4,035. Result? A $47.5 million profit and still holding 80,979 ETH-about $270 million. That’s not gambling; that’s a calculated move so precise, it’s like a chess grandmaster with a cryptocurrency obsession 🎯♟️.
21Shares has strengthened its U.K. product lineup with the launch of a new exchange-traded product that combines bitcoin and gold. The listing follows recent regulatory changes that reopened the market to retail crypto investment products. Growing demand for regulated exposure has pushed asset managers to move quickly. 🕵️♂️
Apparently, this momentous occasion – if one can even dignify it with such a term – is to occur “in a matter of days.” Days! As if time itself bends to the will of the market. Is this science, or merely enthusiastic speculation fuelled by an excess of caffeine and the hollow hope of getting rich quick? One shudders to think what the astrologers are saying.
The goal, they say, is to make crypto as practical as a samovar in a Russian household. The bill, expected to waltz into the State Duma’s spring session, promises to cover both cryptocurrencies and digital financial assets (DFAs). Oh, the bureaucracy of it all! 📜✨
As the net assets across US spot Bitcoin ETFs draw near the grand sum of $120 billion, the murmurs among analysts liken this to a potent mix, where bearers and their behaviors-much like characters in one of Turgenev’s intricate dramas-are reshaping the very supply-demand dynamics of Bitcoin, though masks of increments and decrements in prices may belie this intriguing transformation in the near-term.
XRP, like a weary traveler, clings to support above $2.020, embarking on a recovery wave reminiscent of its illustrious companions, Bitcoin and Ethereum. It managed to ascend beyond $2.080 and $2.10, entering what one might dare call a short-term paradise.
Talking about liquidity now is like talking about your ex’s new life. It’s not everywhere-it’s super focused on where people are looking. So while Bitcoin’s up to something weird, the rest of the market is like, “Uh, anyone want a crouton in this salad?”
