Talking about liquidity now is like talking about your ex’s new life. It’s not everywhere-it’s super focused on where people are looking. So while Bitcoin’s up to something weird, the rest of the market is like, “Uh, anyone want a crouton in this salad?”
This splendid draft aims to create a delightful safe harbor for our beloved developers, those who, bless their hearts, don’t control user funds. Imagine! Liability now hinges on actual custody rather than the simple act of writing code. So, node operators and protocol maintainers, rejoice! As long as you don’t touch the users’ tokens, you’re off the hook from those pesky money-transmitter rules. Isn’t that just delightful? 🍾
Recently, market analyst Sam Daodu has identified four key catalysts that could drive XRP toward this major milestone, potentially in the first quarter of the year. 🐷
Bitcoin (BTC), the darling of the crypto tavern, is drawing more eyes than a hat with a mind of its own. Technical indicators-those fancy charts that make mages look like amateurs-suggest it might leap toward $105,921 if it can reclaim the $94,555 resistance zone. As of January 13, 2026, it’s trading at $91,200, clinging to a rising channel like a goblin to a shiny coin. Short-term resilience? Check. Confirmation? Still pending, like a letter from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office. 📈
Gold, that old glutton for panic, has gobbled up record highs while the dollar flounders like a goldfish in a hurricane. Crypto, ever the enigma, stumbles between savior and jokester, its future hinging on whether it can escape the shadow of speculative madness. Bitcoin, you see, now faces the existential question: Are we savior or sideshow? 🤷♂️
“I said I think 5,000 XRP will be worth 1 Bitcoin,” Bird declared, like some prospector shouting Eureka! from a creek bed. He even scribbled out a roadmap: XRP at $27, BTC at $135K. It’s math, sure, but math that’d make a banker’s mustache twitch. This ain’t just a bet on XRP-it’s a bet that the whole crypto gold rush is about to pivot, that the peons hodling their coins in cold storage might just ride out of the desert on a Bitcoin-backed stallion.
On Monday, the Swiss Financial Market Supervisory Authority (FINMA)-a group of folks who clearly love rules more than Swiss chocolate-dropped new guidance for crypto custody. Because nothing says “fun” like reading 50 pages on blockchain risk management! 📚🎉
But hold up, is this party about to get crashed by the FOMO police? 🚨 Signs of overheating are popping up faster than Liz Lemon’s one-liners. Momentum-driven gains are outpacing fundamentals, which is like eating too much cheese-it feels amazing until it doesn’t. 🧀😬
In a mere day, Solana became the stage for a farce of Shakespearean proportions. From tokens mimicking stock markets to buybacks orchestrated by the people (or their wallets), here’s your front-row seat to the madness. 🎭
In a recent chat with Coindesk (because nothing says “authority” like a chat), Hoskinson sniffed out the lack of “rhyme or reason” in the token selection. “If someone asked me,” he said, “I would have said do Bitcoin only. And if you want multiple assets, then use an index with clear rules and independent oversight-like a grown-up.” 🤷♂️
