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Well, it just so happens this aquatic acrobatics came a day after BSOL, the Solana ETF, made a splash with a $56 million debut, the biggest ETF launch of 2025. Coincidence? I think not! 🦑

At the Blockchain Life 2025 forum in Abu Dhabi (because where else would you announce the future of AI?), Durov took the stage and dropped this bombshell. Cocoon is here to let you enjoy AI-driven features without selling your soul (or data) to the centralized AI overlords. 🎉 Finally, your cat videos and deep thoughts are safe from prying eyes! 👀

Altcoins are doing the financial equivalent of a group facepalm at their resistance levels. Bears: 1, Hopes: 0. 🐻❌

Big fish orders are splashing around the $4,000 pond, hinting that the suits are dipping their toes back into the ETH waters. Suits and crypto-what a combo! 👔💰

MicroStrategy (MSTR), the largest corporate holder of bitcoin and long seen as a leveraged bet on the crypto, has shed nearly $18 billion in market value as enthusiasm dried up and its net asset value (mNAV) premium collapsed in recent months. If this were a shopping cart full of melons, you’d be picking up the pieces at the curb.

Ah, the corporate digital asset activity-muted, like a monk in a library, week over week. The fallout from recent crypto deleveraging has left the market as somber as Raskolnikov after a murder. Yet, B. Riley, ever the optimist, notes that capital flows are normalizing, thanks to the U.S.-China trade talks. Progress, they say, is a slow dance with the devil. 💃

This development suggests-dare one say-an opportunity, not a threat, for those in the remittance trade who are brave enough to embrace the new and bewildering. Yet, the analysts warn that the progress remains slow, and the dreaded taxes of 2026 threaten to cast a shadow, much like a delicate parasol in a storm-at least from a journalistic perspective.

This particular bug, nestled within XWiki’s templating framework, has bestowed upon miscreants the ability to illicitly mine Monero (XMR), that elusive cryptocurrency that’s as slippery as a greased weasel. A true masterpiece of digital mischief. 🐞

The program’s timing couldn’t be more timeless, really. While the rest of the Web3 world is running about like headless chickens, obsessed with quick exits and lightning-speed deployments, Fortify is playing the long game. Seven carefully chosen projects, no more, no less. Why seven? Because depth is far more fashionable than breadth. And, darling, the TZ APAC team is here for the deep dive-no more cookie-cutter workshops for this select bunch.