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Robert Kiyosaki, that sage of self-enrichment and author of Rich Dad Poor Dad-a tome so revered it has been translated into every language except Common Sense-has once again drawn his sword against the dragons of “old thinking.” With the fervor of a street preacher predicting doom, he declares that salvation lies not in savings accounts or retirement plans, but in the digital alchemy of Bitcoin and Ethereum. Millions have bought his book; fewer have bought his advice. 🧐

Just last Friday, Bloomberg spilled the beans on Tether Holdings Ltd, that ever-expanding colossus that reigns over the stablecoin kingdom. Paolo Ardoino, Tether’s ever-so-popular CEO, casually mentioned his delightful $15 billion profit prediction for 2025 while speaking at the Plan B Forum in the illustrious Lugano, Switzerland. What a humble affair!

Because the 1-day chart looks like a rollercoaster designed by a drunk. Resistance at $1.2 and $1.26-yeah, those are basically the speed bumps in your neighborhood. Not exactly a smooth ride to the moon.

Solana’s weekly structure, a mirror to her October 2023 consolidation fractal, is nothing short of a dramatic monologue. Compressed like a corseted diva, she prepares for a vertical breakout that would make even the most stoic investor blush. Galaxy’s rising structure, supported by three delicate touches on the ascending trendline, whispers of accumulation-a secret only the most astute whales know. 🕵️‍♂️💰

The first U.S.-listed exchange-traded fund (ETF) offering spot exposure to XRP has now surpassed $100 million in assets under management (AUM) just one month after its debut, according to issuer REX-Osprey. Well, that was quick!

Of course, the very first brave soul to give this a whirl was Viva Frei-Canada’s own legal eagle and all-around good fellow-who, by gum, was the first to try out the RumbleWallet in a video that got reposted faster than a rabbit on a hot skillet. Gotta love that frontier spirit-don’t spend money unless you’re the first to do it! 🤠💰

All thanks to inflation data that doesn’t make you want to cry, strong corporate earnings, and whispers that the Federal Reserve might actually make things easier on everyone. So naturally, investor optimism is soaring. Enter Ash Crypto, the crypto guru who decided to stir the pot on X by wondering: what would happen to Bitcoin if it, too, decided to play catch-up with the stock market?

Recall the ASI Alliance’s inception in March 2024, a marriage of convenience where OCEAN tokens were promised to convert into FET at a fixed rate, like swapping teacups for teapots. But lo! Ocean Protocol hoarded its OCEAN, hiding it in wallets labeled “Community Incentives” and “Data Farming”-a bureaucratic sleight-of-hand worthy of a Tsarist minister. On July 1, 2024, a wallet allegedly controlled by the protocol converted 661 million OCEAN into FET and began shipping them to GSR Markets like a sultan’s tax collectors. By October, 270 million FET had been herded into Binance’s digital pasture, leaving the FET holders to wonder if they’d signed up for a utopia or a Ponzi scheme.

Enter Ferrari into the world of cryptocurrency-not that they needed to bring more excitement. The luxury carmaker is crafting an exclusive digital token, a clever move that makes one’s wallet tremble with excitement. This bold leap targets their most exorbitant, glazed-over customers, providing the golden ticket to a bidding war for Ferrari’s very own Le Mans champion, the iconic Ferrari 499P.

CoinMarketCap’s spilling the tea: Binance Coin’s chilling above $1,100 for the last 48 hours, despite the crypto world’s usual rollercoaster drama.