Glassnode’s data is here to ruin your day. XRP’s fee activity just plummeted-its biggest drop since 2020. The 90-day average? From around 5,900 XRP per day in February, to a sad little 650 XRP now. It’s like the network just went on a vacation without telling anyone.
While investors have been utterly captivated by ZEC’s dazzling display, XMR remains the quiet but undeniably prolific suitor, steadily improving its position without fuss or drama – apparently, it knows its worth, rather like Mr. Darcy in a well-placed smirk. 😉
According to the ever-watchful Ali Martinez, Stellar (XLM) is throwing a technical buy signal party on its weekly chart. 🎊 Martinez points out that this indicator was the life of the party before a significant price rally last time around. Will history repeat itself, or is this just another false alarm? Only time (and the market) will tell.
In a move that surprised precisely no one (except perhaps the regulators themselves), Gemini Space Station, Inc.-the brainchild of Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, who famously lost half their fortune to Facebook and the other half to crypto winters-has been granted permission to turn speculation into a regulated sport.
Now, you must be wondering… What on earth is behind this sudden descent? 🧐
Liquidity! 🎉 His middle finger pointed straight at every pundit out there, claiming the halving-price relationship is about as verifiable as my Grandma’s tales of Elvis at the Met Gala. Neatly and salty, he says we may be mixing up correlation and causation like someone confused salt for sugar. Oops!
So, what happened? Well, Bitcoin’s been stumbling lately, like a clumsy giant trying to walk on a tightrope. After a surprising performance in late 2024, it seems the magic is running out.
Unlike past market drops which usually involved significant price crashes, the recent downturn didn’t fall as far as expected. It stopped well before reaching the levels seen in previous cycles.
The grand revelation? This offering, filed on December 9, 2025, promises to use its net proceeds for “general corporate purposes.” Translation: Strive is ready to dive headfirst into the wonderful world of Bitcoin and its quirky companions. 🚀
Ethereum briefly flexed its muscles, staying above $3,200 and even outperforming Bitcoin (go, ETH, go!). It smashed through $3,320 and $3,350 like they were made of paper. 💪 But then the bears showed up below $3,450, and it’s been a downhill sled ride ever since. ⛷️ A high of $3,448? Cute. Now it’s retracing faster than my New Year’s resolutions.
