Darknet Market Abacus Pulls a Vanishing Act: Exit Scam or Just Shy?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the darknet, the cops nabbed the folks behind Archetyp Market on June 16. This latest disappearance from Abacus is just another chapter in the wild, wild West of the darknet. Users were already having trouble getting their hands on their hard-earned bitcoins, and the market’s admin tried to calm the waters, but it was like trying to stop a leaky boat with a Band-Aid. 🛥️🌊

Is XRP the New Bitcoin? CEO Says It’s About to Make a Big Splash in ETFs 🌊

McClurg, who’s no stranger to the crypto scene, has been keeping a close eye on the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). It turns out, the SEC is working on some guidelines that will determine which cryptocurrencies can join the ETF party. Bitcoin and Ethereum have already snagged their VIP passes, but XRP is looking more and more like the next in line to get its golden ticket. 🎟️

Standard Chartered Dives Headfirst into Crypto: What Could Go Wrong? 😅

The illustrious UK arm of Standard Chartered has decided to roll out the welcome mat for institutional investors, offering them a shiny new way to buy and sell the two biggest cryptocurrencies directly through a bank that, let’s be honest, sounds much more trustworthy than a random kid on the internet offering you a ‘fantastic investment opportunity’.

OKX Dives into the USDG Pool: A Splash of Regulatory Clarity in the Stablecoin Sea

Through this integration, OKX’s users can now frolic in the waters of USDG for on-chain transfers and trading. Now, USDG might be a small fish in a $250 billion stablecoin ocean, with a circulating supply of just $356 million, but it’s got a secret weapon: regulatory clarity. 🎩 Unlike the behemoths like USDT and USDC, USDG is positioning itself as the stablecoin for institutions and those who prefer their investments with a side of caution.

From Peanuts to Gold: Sui’s Journey in the 2025 Crypto Bull Run 🚀💰

Crypto Patel, in his latest X post, has painted a rather rosy picture for SUI. He suggests that once the price breaches the $4.50 mark, it might take a brief dip to $3.50 for a retest. But fear not, for this would be a mere prelude to a grand ascent, potentially reaching $6 and even soaring to the dizzying heights of $10. This forecast is underpinned by a clean technical setup, robust volume, and a macroeconomic climate that is decidedly favorable. 🌱🌟

The Secret Life of Cryptos: Who’s Really Committing?

Mina Protocol, the underdog with a heart of gold, saw a 53% surge in commits, a rise so dramatic it could only be described as a phoenix rising from the ashes of its previous month’s efforts. Chainlink, ever the social butterfly, also experienced a delightful uptick in both commits and developer participation, a testament to its enduring popularity and the charm of its community. 🌟

HBAR’s Desperate Leap to $0.70

Hedera’s native token, HBAR, has risen a staggering 49% over the last seven days, trading at $0.23, despite a slight stumble during the market-wide correction. Its market cap has ballooned to almost $10 billion, with a 24-hour trading volume above $1 billion. One can only wonder what sorcery is at play here 🔮.

3IQ’s XRP ETF Shatters $50M Barrier Fast—Is This the Next Crypto Giant in Play?

As crypto demand skyrockets, particularly for regulated investments in assets like XRP, capital is rushing toward ETFs that boast transparency, no fees, and—wait for it—institutional-level custody. Digital asset manager 3IQ recently dropped a bombshell on July 14, revealing that its XRP-focused ETF, traded under the names XRPQ and XRPQ.U on the Toronto Stock Exchange, has already surpassed $50 million in assets under management. That’s less than a month, by the way. Talk about a speedy rise to the top!