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The sell-off? Oh, it’s just confirming the downtrend. Lower highs, lower lows-it’s like a bad sitcom that won’t end. 📉🤦‍♂️

But lo! Robert Kiyosaki, author of Rich Dad Poor Dad, has risen like a literary phoenix, brandishing his quill as a sword. To him, Bitcoin is not mere code-it is “people’s money,” a defiant whisper against the cacophony of Wall Street’s “fake assets,” which he likens to a magician’s trick with invisible rabbits.

But don’t get carried away-this milestone isn’t crashing the price party. Jake Kennis from Nansen states it’s more of a “look what we’ve done” event than a “buy now” signal. Still, it’s like locking the pantry, making everyone paranoid about future snacks. The scarcity narrative is strong, but reaching full supply will take over a century thanks to halving events. Yep, this story is less about immediate fireworks and more about slow cookin’ those coin numbers. 🚶‍♂️

Well, well, well, Bitcoin ($BTC) has decided to remind us all who’s the boss! After soaring to an all-time high near $126K in early October, it has since plummeted below the $100K mark and is now chilling at $93K, its lowest point in months. Classic Bitcoin, right? 😅

The kerfuffle kicked off when Bitcoin Core dropped an update (v30, for those keeping score at home) that some folks claim is basically handing spammers a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Spam Factory. 🎟️ Supporters of Knots nodes are sweating bullets, insisting this “spam” could turn Bitcoin into a digital dumpster fire filled with illegal stuff. 🚨

On a quiet Monday morning in Asia, Bitcoin fell to $93,000, a plunge so abrupt it could make even a monk spit out his tea. Traders watched their fortunes evaporate, and the collective mood sank lower than a Siberian winter night.

A move beyond $110k, the 50DMA, within November would be a good sign, and would show parallels to April. Because who doesn’t want to relive the glory of 2025? 🤷‍♀️

In less than a weekend, a bunch of XRP whales decided to part ways with a nearly unfathomable 200 million tokens. It was all monitored by @ali_charts on X (though, like, when isn’t X a breeding ground for market drama?)-causing ripples of panic so severe I’d expect sea creatures in on it too. 🐳

Ah, Robert Kiyosaki. The guy who wrote Rich Dad Poor Dad, which, let’s face it, has probably made more people think they should get rich than actually get rich. But that’s beside the point. He’s back at it again, predicting silver’s rise to the moon. Apparently, the metal is having a glow-up, thanks to an ever-tightening supply and rising demand, which, of course, makes it super relevant in the current financial mess we all find ourselves in.

Yet analysts and traders argue that MSTR’s strategy may still offer unique leveraged Bitcoin exposure, fueling a split in market sentiment. 🤯📉