So, SHIB’s price took a tiny nose dive-like a clumsy cartoon character tumbling over nothing-dropping 0.87% in just 24 hours. How thrilling. And by thrilling, I mean mildly disappointing, like finding a worm in your apple. 🍎🐛
Now, let’s get into it: 2025 has been quite the rollercoaster for BTC around FOMC meetings. Traders love to price in what they think is coming. It’s like they’ve already read the script before the movie is even filmed. This front-running by traders can make the FOMC decision itself feel like an afterthought. Spoiler alert: It rarely is.
BeInCrypto, ever the intrepid explorer, has uncovered three such tokens, each with the audacity to scale the heights of history before the festivities conclude.
Europeans aren’t just stacking crypto-they’re spending it on groceries, café runs, and their endless carousel of subscription services. Fresh figures shared exclusively with TopMob offer a detailed look at spending trends from the WhiteBIT Nova Visa debit card service. The card has processed more than €50 million in transactions to date. Users are spending roughly €500 to €1,000 a month on everyday purchases, with €750 emerging as the regional average. 🤯
On Wednesday, the 1-hour chart paints a tale of exuberance and fatigue. After a rocket-fueled rally that peaked at $94,652, bitcoin’s price has cooled off, consolidating between $92,000 and $93,000. Volume has taken a post-party nap-once euphoric, now subdued-hinting that the crowd might be catching its breath. One might say the market is merely rehearsing for a encore… or a midlife crisis.
While the Core Team’s AI-driven alchemy has eased the KYC labyrinth, one cannot help but ponder if the gods of crypto have conspired to mock their efforts. The token’s price, a spectral wraith, haunts the charts, while the bulls, now mere shadows of their former selves, seem to have retreated to the shadows of despair. 🐂📉
Followed, at 2:30 p.m., by the venerable Chair Jerome Powell, who will grace us with his press conference, a sort of theatrical monologue in which he endeavors to explain the mysterious dance of interest rates and economic projections. Oh, the thrill of hearing the words ‘growth’, ‘inflation’, ‘jobs’, and ‘future’ all in one breath-like a lullaby or a foreboding prophecy-depending on your perspective. 🌪️💼
Yes, folks, you heard it right! This grand announcement comes just as Strive’s Bitcoin holdings are deep in the red, suffering a nearly 18% unrealized loss. Because, as every good gambler knows, when the chips are down, you double down, right?
In a livestream from Colorado (after a dramatic cancellation in Abu Dhabi thanks to food poisoning and a wonky jet-because who doesn’t love a good crypto saga? 🍜✈️), Hoskinson framed Midnight as both a tech marvel and a middle finger to the crypto establishment. “We’re doing it differently,” he basically said, “because we’re not here to play by the rules of the VC-funded, ICO-obsessed crowd.”
And now, dear reader, ETH finds itself face-to-face with its greatest adversary-the 50-day EMA, that impenetrable fortress of technicality. This is no mere barrier; it is the Rubicon of the crypto world, where breakout dreams either soar like eagles or crash like overripe tomatoes. The price, with the audacity of a street jester, thrusts itself upon this bastion, yet history whispers that such bravado often ends in a comical retreat. Sellers, those wily guardians of the status quo, shall defend their turf with the ferocity of a bureaucrat protecting his tea break. 🛡️☕
