Just this Monday, the company gracefully revealed its latest gambit: filing a Form N-2 with the ever-watchful eye of the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), petitioning for the formal debut of the Robinhood Ventures Fund I (RVI). This mystical creature will be shepherded by its freshly minted progeny, Robinhood Ventures DE, which sounds like a secret society or a startup that sells artisanal kombucha.
Despite the market pulling the ol’ “oops, didn’t see that coming” routine, XRP’s price structure remains as bullish as a clumsy ox in a china shop, with its eyes set on what could be the highest highs it’s ever reached.
investors finally remembered that taking profits is a thing, especially after last week’s manic rally. Ethereum was flirting with its all-time high like a cat eyeing a laser pointer, while other stars like Pepe, Cardano, and Ondo were peaking for the first time in weeks.
On a Monday, when the world is still shaking off the slumber of the weekend, PayPal (PYPL) proclaimed its grand expansion into the realm of cryptocurrency transfers. Users in the U.S. shall soon wield the power to send bitcoin, ether (ETH), PayPal’s own dollar stablecoin PYUSD, and other digital assets across PayPal, Venmo, and a growing number of crypto-compatible wallets worldwide. A bold move, indeed! 🚀
And hold your applause, folks-Husky Inu is creeping closer to hitting the $900,000 fundraising mark, currently at a solid $890,685. Not bad for a pup who’s still in the “coming soon” phase. Mark your calendars, though-the pre-launch kicked off on April 1st, and it looks like it’s got big plans (and a bigger wallet). 💰🐶
Trader Tardigrade, that oracle of the X network, proclaimed in his update that Dogecoin’s quick step back after its recent ascent is but a trivial matter. The foundation remains unshaken. “The market still whispers to those who listen,” he implies, “promises of strength on the grander scales.” One might suspect this to be the very rhetoric of hope clinging to the last shred of logic in a world gone mad.
According to their press release, which was about as exciting as a barn dance in February, they’re also revving up their Michigan campus. There, client-installed NVIDIA GPU servers hum like a swarm of bees, powering AI and high-performance computing. Through their subsidiary Sentinum, Inc., Hyperscale has been mining Bitcoin for years, giving them the kind of experience that makes them sound like they know what they’re doing. Or at least, they’ve got a shovel and aren’t afraid to dig.
But wait-there’s more! This little adventure was made possible thanks to their recent $1.65 billion deal, courtesy of a private investment in public inquiry (yes, that’s a thing). And who helped foot the bill? None other than the high-rollers at Galaxy Digital, Jump Crypto, and Multicoin Capital. Lucky them, right? 🤑
According to PSE’s new roadmap, their role isn’t about “owning” every single solution in the ecosystem. Oh no, they’ve decided that clarity, focus, collaborations, and outcomes are much more chic. They’re doing this so that “privacy is treated as a first-class feature at the application layer.” Well, isn’t that just thrilling? 🚀
Bitcoin Core 29.1 dropped on Sept. 4 like the hottest mixtape of the year, setting the minimum relay fee to a mind-boggling 100 satoshis per thousand virtual bytes-fancy talk for 0.1 sats/vB. That’s a 90% haircut from the old rate of 1 sat/vB. For those not fluent in Bitcoin-ese, satoshis are the tiniest Bitcoin bits-like Bitcoin’s baby steps-and your fee is basically the size of your transaction times those baby steps.
