Cryptonews

Oh, MemeCore [M], you scamp! You rallied 12.2% to a shiny new all-time high of $2.55, only to shrug and settle at $2.53. Classic you! 🤪

Based in the neon-lit paradise of Las Vegas, this digital asset treasury firm has also decided to make a big play by staking its toncoin (TON) holdings. And why? Well, to generate some sweet recurring on-chain revenue, of course! Because, who doesn’t want their treasury growing long-term while simultaneously raking in some side cash? It’s almost as if they’ve figured out how to turn a passive accumulation strategy into a full-blown yield-generating extravaganza in The Open Network. 💸

Apparently, it jumped 30% in trading volume, which sounds dramatic until you remember that most things jump 30% if you threaten to take them away. It even *almost* got to $3.50, which is…progress, I guess? Like finally managing to load the dishwasher. But now it’s staring down the barrel of $4, and everyone’s holding their breath. Except they aren’t; they’re probably checking their TikTok.

After nearly two weeks of a bearish slump that made my houseplants roll their eyes, the crypto economy decided to throw a comeback party, closing the week with a $4.17 trillion market cap. Bitcoin (BTC) ended the seven-day period on Sept. 13 with a 5% gain, pushing its market cap back above $2.3 trillion. According to Bistamp data, BTC peaked at $116,805 on Sept. 12 before settling in the $115,000 to $116,000 range-like a toddler who’s proud of their “big kid” price but still wants a snack. 🍪

Since mid-August, Ethereum [ETH] has lingered rather stubbornly above the $4,000 mark, after apparently suffering a slap across the face near $5,000 – the crypto equivalent of an impolite elbow at the Ascot.

data centers will guzzle more electricity than a gas lamp-lit London mansion, nearly doubling to 945 terawatt-hours by 2030, fuelled largely by AI’s ravenous appetite. To cram such energy vampires into a few dens multiplies strain and inflates bills.

The surge comes as U.S. traders, ever the optimists, cling to the hope of ETF approval like a drought-stricken farmer prays for rain. REX-Osprey ETFs have somehow slipped past the SEC’s 75-day review, and now everyone’s betting on an XRP ETF launching sooner than a cat can lick its paw. 🐱 Meanwhile, XRP, the third-largest crypto by market cap, has been basking in the spotlight, its trading volume on Kraken hitting $73,588,344 in the last 24 hours. That’s a lot of feed for the crypto cows.

Pump.fun [PUMP] has been flirting outrageously with the price charts, sprinting a cheeky 150% in three weeks flat.

According to the wise wizards at Coinalyze, XRP’s open interest has leaped a whopping 8.6% in just 24 hours! 🕒 That’s right, traders are clutching their positions tighter than a squirrel with its last acorn, hoping for a rebound that’ll make their wallets sing! 💰

The learned sages at 10x Research have spoken: the domain is cleaving in two, as the old guard, shackled by their own constraints, stumble while the new champions take the stage with gleaming banners. The once bountiful premiums that nourished growth now shrink like careless travelers skimping on vodka, bringing with them the ominous shadow of stress as the liquidity wanders elsewhere, like a lost Cossack searching for the nearest tavern.