Cryptonews

Indeed, in a tale worthy of the most intricate novels, Google waged legal warfare in a court across the great waters of New York, proclaiming its victory over the elusive BadBox 2.0—an entity so cunning that it managed to enlist over ten million of these devices in its web of treachery. The experts, those diligent scribes of cybersecurity, uncovered this conspiracy and sounded the alarm. Imagine a web spun with such care that millions of devices, innocent and unassuming, became instruments of digital villainy. ⚖️

These legislative juggernauts aim at the heart of the crypto beast: market structure, stablecoin shackles, and a defiant slap against any digital dollar dreams. Together, they whisper sweet nothings about improving sentiments among lawmakers, as if Congress suddenly cares about your NFT collection. But in truth, it’s all a dance of power, with crypto caught in the middle, like a weary worker in Gorky’s tales, toiling under the weight of indifferent masters. 😏

Imagine, if you will, the SEC drafting action memos, conducting internal reviews, and scheduling commissioner votes. It’s like watching paint dry, but with more paperwork. Fagel, with a straight face, assures us that neither the judge nor the SEC is deliberately dragging their feet. “Nobody is holding up the case,” he says, as if that makes it any less frustrating.

As the party rages on, I took a glamorous stroll (more like a scroll, but who’s counting?) through the crypto landscape and found three ‘Made in USA’ gems that might just want to drop some confetti on your portfolio. 🎊

Litecoin [LTC], that digital silver coin, has been climbing like a cat up a tree, now eyeing the $107 to $110 resistance zone, where over 3.9 million LTC were once acquired by 131,970 addresses. 🐱‍💻

XRP, that rather energetic digital bauble, has apparently reached a giddy $3.66. But don’t pop the champagne just yet, old dears. There’s always room for a bit more upward momentum, wouldn’t you agree? 🙄

Currently, Ethereum (ETH), the rising star of this week’s crypto circus, is prancing around the $3,580 mark, making it a heavy hitter in the coin collection. One could even say it’s flexing its muscles like a bodybuilder in a sauna! 💪

FuboTV – which sounds like a rejected Pokémon name – allegedly treated user privacy like a piñata at a birthday party. According to the newly updated settlement portal (a phrase that fills everyone with joy), they’ll now be doling out cash to anyone who had an account before May 29th while residing in the US… or its territories, because apparently Guam deserves justice too. 🇬🇺

The details, of course, are deliciously vague. The number of shares and the price? Still shrouded in a fog of uncertainty. Apparently, the underwriters have been granted a 30-day option to purchase more shares. Rather like being offered another canapé when you’re already quite full, wouldn’t you say? 🥂

So, Polkadot [DOT] has, rather dramatically, wrestled back a key support level. Apparently, it was sulking about the whole tariff war thing. Honestly, who isn’t these days? 🌍💸