Donald Trump’s administration did a little something for crypto businesses. He opened up the U.S. to the digital asset industry, and now, surprise, surprise, other countries are doing the same thing! In an exclusive chat with
According to Hut 8 CEO Asher Genoot, they’re planning a September Nasdaq debut, because who needs a real business when you can just list on a stock exchange? 📈
In his wisdom, Quinten, who commands a considerable audience, posits that Chainlink is the more fitting companion for the grand halls of finance. Yet, he does not deny that XRP, with its vast empire, stands tenfold larger in market stature. He suggests, however, that this disparity may wane should Chainlink secure more pacts with the titans of industry.
Ethereum (ETH), meanwhile, decided it wanted to reclaim the $4,600 mark but got cold feet faster than a penguin at a beach party. It dropped below $4,500 and is currently sulking at $4,470, down over 2%. Ripple (XRP) is down nearly 4%, while Solana (SOL) is clinging to life with a marginal uptick, trading around $211. Dogecoin (DOGE) and Cardano (ADA) are also having a bad day, down over 3% and 4%, respectively. And let’s not forget Chainlink (LINK), Stellar (XLM), Hedera (HBAR), Litecoin (LTC), Toncoin (TON), and Polkadot (DOT), who all decided to join the pity party. 🐶📉
So, Solana’s price has been on a joyride, posting double-digit gains and flexing its bullish biceps. According to the crypto oracle (aka crypto.news), SOL is chilling at around $211.7, though it’s down 0.67% today. But who cares about today? It’s the week that matters, and SOL’s been on a 17% rollercoaster to the moon. 🚀
Whispers in the digital bazaar suggest institutional capital is the wind beneath these sails, driving a wave of conviction buying so fierce it would make even the most hardened speculator blush. 🤑
So here’s how the story goes: Eliza Labs, armed with dreams bigger than its budget, starts chatting with X Corp in 2024. They’re all, “Hey, let’s work together! We’ll show you our cool roadmap for autonomous AI agents that can frolic around social media like digital puppies.” 🐶✨ But instead of clapping politely and saying thank you, X apparently said, “Oh wow, thanks for handing us your secret recipe book! Now watch as we bake our own cake-and maybe eat yours too.”
Bitcoin whales, those charming aquatic titans, orchestrate “spoofy” shenanigans 🎭, sending BTC tumbling below $110,000 with the grace of a soggy soufflé.
Ah, Bitcoin-the digital phoenix perpetually rising and crashing like a moody teenager in love. Let’s dive into its latest escapades, shall we?
Latin America, that eternal stage of financial drama, continues to dazzle with its stablecoin fever. The report from Bitso, that crypto alchemist, unveils a tale of institutions dancing with digital coins, as if they’ve finally found a partner who won’t abandon them in the middle of a financial waltz. 💃🕺
