The Bank of Ghana (BOG), in its infinite wisdom, has issued a public notice, a clarion call to all Virtual Asset Service Providers (VASPs) within the borders of this noble land. This mandate, it seems, is but the first step in a grand plan to gather the scattered pieces of the crypto puzzle, as the central bank prepares to weave a tapestry of laws and regulations that will govern this new frontier.
But, as the great sage, André Dragosch, head of research at Bitwise, so astutely observed, “Bitcoin is at new all-time highs but retail is almost nowhere to be found.” Ah, the eternal conundrum! For while the institutional investor, that great behemoth of the financial world, continues to drive the market forward with its insatiable appetite for spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs), the humble retail investor seems content to sit on the sidelines, a mere spectator to the grand drama unfolding before its very eyes.
Ah, Robert Kiyosaki, the herald of financial wisdom wrapped in a bestseller known as *Rich Dad Poor Dad*, echoes his eternal truth about the fickle nature of investments. Like a sage whose words have traversed borders, his teachings have been consumed by throngs, translated into more languages than one can name over a single cup of tea.
But hold your horses, dear friends! It appears Cardano is merely toying with us, for a vast, glorious rally is what the soothsayers are predicting for the months ahead. In the microcosm of social media—where wisdom and folly dance hand in hand—crypto prophet Joao Wedson has presented the masses with a tantalizing vision of ADA reaching stratospheric heights.
This data surprised the market by coming in below expectations, signaling economic resilience and reducing recession fears. As a result, aggressive buying on Binance combined with thin liquidity forced massive short liquidations. 💰
Ah, Shiba Inu! A canine coin birthed from the whims of the Internet, playing the delightful jest to its elder sibling, Dogecoin. In the grand playhouse of the 2021 bull market, this salty little meme coin clawed its way to fame, leaving many an investor gasping in disbelief. From the murky depths of obscurity, it rose, capturing hearts and wallets alike, chuckling all the way to the bank—or perhaps just dodging it entirely, depending on one’s timing.
What fortune hath befallen us! The price of Bitcoin, that whimsical creature, has climbed to heights unseen, igniting a spark of adventure in the hearts of investors who had previously indulged in more cautious pursuits. They now cavort back into the fray, eager for their share of this ever-so-thrilling sector. 🕺🏻✨
The incident, which could have been a plot straight out of a Douglas Adams novel, unfolded amidst a rising tide of crime targeting crypto investors and industry billionaires. 🚨
This malware has a knack for snatching banking credentials with the subtlety of a cat burglar. Overlay attacks? Check. Keystroke logging? Double check! It seems our dear Anatsa has mastered theft with the grace of a ballet dancer over a pair of wayward shopping bags.
On the illustrious date of July 11, 2025, Bitcoin reached an awe-inspiring apogee of $118,839 per shimmering coin, sending ripples through the prediction markets as a hive of new bets buzz in with excitement. At the U.S.-regulated kaleidoscope known as Kalshi, an audacious contract, sporting a hefty $1.3 million in volume, lounges in eager anticipation for when BTC will transcend the $150,000 threshold. Yet the sages of Kalshi now offer but a paltry 1% chance that Bitcoin will even glance at that figure before August shuffles in.
