Recently, Bit Digital made a bold move by shifting its entire corporate strategy from Bitcoin to Ethereum. After a $172 million equity raise, the company has now accumulated over 100,000 ETH, making it one of the largest Ethereum-holding corporations globally. One can almost hear the collective sigh of relief from the Ethereum community. 🙌
Back in 2022, President Zelensky—the man, the myth, the meme—signed a bill granting virtual assets the right to exist without having to dress up as something else. It wasn’t quite legal tender (no one’s buying pierogies with Bitcoin yet), but it gave crypto enthusiasts the legal permission to wave ownership certificates around like Hogwarts letters.
Voices from the trenches, like XBTO and Kronos Research, argue that two contradictory worlds can exist hand in hand. On one side, we’ve got the corporate giants flaunting their institutional adoption, which smacks of Satoshi’s noble ethos of decentralization. Yet, it also signals a transformation—like a butterfly emerging from its blockchain chrysalis! 🦋
“The great majority of tokens launched on PumpFun and LetsBonk are today run by bots,” Coinbase head of product Conor Grogan posted to X on Monday.
Just last week, in what must have felt like buying bread with the last kopek before winter, Strategy acquired 4,980 additional BTC at the modest price of $531 million. That marks their twelfth consecutive week of buying—a streak longer than most Russian marriages. Now, every consultant and would-be crypto czar awaits, like nervous lovers before the first snowfall, to see if CEO Michael Saylor will push the red button for week thirteen, or merely polish it and stare moodily into the abyss.
The asset hit a seven-day high of $110,307, but it’s since cooled down, with current trading levels around $108,311, representing a slight 0.3% drop over the last 24 hours.
According to our resident expert, Alice Crypto (@Allice_Crypto), WIF has finally crawled out of its long-lasting, gloomy descending wedge. Oh, how sweet it is! This breakout took place around the $0.82-$0.84 range, which had been the sad little support zone for weeks. But fear not, for this level has now been converted into a strong base. It’s like taking a dusty old rug and giving it a good shake—boom!—foundation for a price rally.
But, alas, my ardor is not without reason. According to the sage minds at Blockworks, Solana has generated a staggering $271 million in Q2 2025 network revenue, its third consecutive quarter leading all chains. And, if that were not enough, Artemis data reveals that Solana had as many monthly active addresses in June 2025 as all other L1 and L2 chains combined. Ah, the sheer magnificence of it all! 🤩
This development seems to be a step backward from China’s plans to introduce a yuan-backed stablecoin, a notion that had previously been met with great fanfare. Alas, it appears that the hype surrounding stablecoins has not necessarily translated to legitimacy.
This testimony is happening at what journalists love to call a “crucial time” for crypto, meaning things are on fire but we’re pretending it’s fine. Why? Lawmakers and agencies won’t settle on the rules—so the industry’s stuck in a regulatory escape room where the only clue is “LOL, good luck.” Companies are peacing out of the U.S. like tourists who just realized their AirBnB is actually a tent. Garlinghouse, meanwhile, keeps trying to tell the SEC that their “enforcement-based approach” is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🚪🌊
