Crypto Invades the Continent!

Of course, there’s a catch (there’s always a catch). This service is only available to clients with Swiss accounts, because Switzerland is basically the crypto equivalent of a tropical island with no extradition treaties 🏖️. But hey, who needs regulatory headaches when you can just outsource them to the Swiss? 🙃

Bitcoin Bonanza: 116 BTC Added to the Stash 🤑

It all started on July 7, when the company, Europe’s first Bitcoin Treasury Company listed on Euronext Growth Paris, announced the completion of not one, not two, but three strategic capital raises totaling a tidy €11 million. This influx of cash enabled them to go on a Bitcoin shopping spree, and boy, did they ever. 🛍️

Crypto’s Dirty Little Secret 🤫

The average person doesn’t need a faster settlement layer; they need a better entry point, one that doesn’t leave them bewildered and frustrated. And that’s where fiat-to-crypto on-ramps come in – those unsung heroes of the crypto world. Payment gateways, crypto debit cards, native wallet integrations – these are the true drivers of mainstream adoption, not the flashy, headline-grabbing innovations that dominate the industry’s discourse. 💸

3 Crypto Stars to Watch: BONK, PLUME, and MOODENG Shine in July

And who leads this grand parade? None other than the mighty Bitcoin, reclaiming the $109,000 throne and eyeing the $110,000 fortress. This surge has set the stage for a lively dance among the altcoins, with a few particularly catching the eye. Let’s dive into the top performers on CoinGecko, shall we?