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LuckSide also had a *deep* analysis of meme coins “pulling liquidity” from each other. Let me translate: Doge got pepped, SHIB got pepped, and now they’re all just a bunch of sad little memes fighting over the same tiny pizza slice. But hey, SHIB isn’t “dead”-it’s just “sleeping,” like my morning coffee after 3 PM. The analyst’s big takeaway? “The ceiling has lowered until new participants arrive.” Translation: If you’re not in crypto, you’re just background noise. Unless you download an app and *actually* send money. Then you’re a hero. Or a fool. We’ll see.

The RSI (Relative Strength Index-sounds fancy, right?) still has room to grow before it screams “Overbought,” so more gains could be on the horizon. But don’t break out the champagne just yet; some savvy traders warn Bitcoin might test lower levels first. Analyst Marcus Corvinus predicts a quick-term dip to around $104,000-his idea of a “standard reset” in this bullish saga.

A chart shared by Galaxy (@galaxyBTC) reveals a pattern so dramatic it could rival a Russian novel. Since 2021, Chainlink (LINK) has been trapped in a symmetrical triangle, oscillating between hope (higher lows) and despair (lower highs). The tightening wedge resembles a coiled spring, ready to launch-or snap. 🪢💥

As the story goes, CNBC’s Steve Kovach, a sage in the land of tech, explained that Apple’s decision to court Google’s Gemini stems from its own AI shortcomings. Alphabet’s shares galloped up about 3% intraday, hitting a record high, while Apple’s stock trotted along with a modest 1.5% gain. Investors, it seems, are glad to see Apple making moves, even if it’s a bit late to the party.

This recent rise follows a rather dreary week, marked by a rapid shift in sentiment-an oft-quoted sign that, in the game of speculation, it is sometimes wiser to buy when others fear rather than when they cheer. Go figure!

Backed by moving averages, hope, and wishful thinking-critical for folks who like to sleep at night with their coins in one piece.

Sources whisper behind their trembling Euros that the US Congress, in its infinite wisdom, passed the GENIUS Act – a law so groundbreaking that it has the Europeans clutching their wallets tighter. This legislation, a marvel of legislative speed, has stirred Brussels into a fervor, as if they thought they might miss out on the latest digital fad. Wouldn’t want to fall behind, after all! 🚀

Dilution, that old nemesis of the investor, reared its ugly head once more. Like a greedy child at a birthday cake, shareholders watched their slices shrink as new shares flooded the market. Alas, the pie remains the same size, but the crumbs grow smaller. 🎂✂️

The Total Value Locked (TVL) in DeFi protocols now swells to a staggering $159 billion by August 2025-a 84% surge that would make even the most jaded capitalist weep. Aave and Lido, those modern-day Midas figures, hoard $40B and $42B respectively, their coffers brimming with the tears of hopeful investors. The so-called “DeFi summer” is less a season and more a fever, a delirium of code and capital. One cannot help but chuckle at the irony: in a world of infinite trustlessness, we find solace in algorithms.

Looking at the wallet activity, it’s clear the heavy hitters are doing the tango. Nearly 80% of the transfers came from wallets with over $100 million tucked away-just think of it as a financial ballet, all grand leaps and pirouettes. Back in June, they were only responsible for about half the action, so this recent surge is quite the conspicuous upgrade. It’s like high society decided to take over the entire dance floor, while the riffraff just watches from the sidelines.