Charles O. Parks III, alias “CP3O” (how very Star Wars of him), donned the guise of fictional LLCs like “MultiMillionaire LLC” and “CP3O LLC” to wheedle cloud providers into bestowing him with computational largesse. With such generosity, he mined cryptocurrencies like they were Victorian-era gold nuggets. 🤡💻
Apparently, tourism in Thailand has been, well, not so great lately 📉. They rely heavily on Chinese tourists, but those numbers have been dwindling, and neighboring countries are stealing the show with their visa exemptions and whatnot 🤑. So, Thailand is like, “Hey, let’s try something new! Crypto, anyone?” 💸
In notices filed on Aug. 18 (a day no one will ever forget), the SEC set new decision dates that feel longer than a giraffe’s neck: Oct. 8 for NYSE Arca’s Truth Social Bitcoin and Ethereum ETF, Oct. 16 for 21Shares’ and Bitwise’s Solana ETFs, and Oct. 19 for the 21Shares Core XRP Trust. Yes, they’re giving themselves enough time to solve world hunger-or at least pretend to think deeply about these applications.
Bitcoin (BTC) is having a party in 2025, briefly crossing $124,000 before settling down to around $115,000 by Aug. 18. 🎉
On a Sunday, much like any other, but with a bit more digital glitter, Faraday Future announced the launch of a treasury product and a newfound love for embodied AI. It’s like they decided to swap their electric engines for digital ones, hoping to catch the next big wave. 🌊
Behold, Hyperliquid stands at the precipice of destiny, its path cleared by the winds of esprisi0, blowing gently toward the $60 mark. 🌪️ The token, once a restless wanderer, has found its footing, stabilized by the hands of buyers who defend its supports with the fervor of revolutionaries. This is no mere reaction to hype, but the forging of a base as solid as the proletariat’s resolve. 🏗️
Is Pump.fun [PUMP] about to crash like a house of cards made of Jell-O? 🤷♂️
Enter Samson Mow, the venerable BTC advocate and CEO of Jan3, who has proposed a rather audacious notion: that mining hardware manufacturers ought to consider withholding their wares, or at the very least, imposing penalties upon those companies that dare to support transactions he so dramatically labels as spam. Oh, the audacity!
On this particular Monday, the SEC chose to postpone the final verdict on the proposed rule changes to list and trade shares of Truth Social Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs. The new date for this decision is set for October 8, 2025, a day that feels as distant as the stars themselves. 🌠
The latest “announcement” (released on August 17th, because why not?) highlights the company’s growing dominance over digital assets. At a price of $4,326 a token, BitMine now holds 1,523,373 Ethereum and 192 Bitcoin. Talk about being on top of the crypto food chain! Not to mention, they’re the world’s largest Ethereum treasury, right behind Strategy Inc., which – let’s be honest – is probably watching this from a very nervous corner.
