Trump’s Tweet Triggers Trading Tsunami: 2026’s Most Ridiculous Rally?
Stocks shot up like a rocket, oil prices took a nosedive, and Bitcoin decided it was time to party. All this within minutes of Trump’s announcement that he was having a “productive chat” with Iran. You’d think he’d discovered the secret to cold fusion, not just talked to someone on the phone. And yet, here we are, watching the markets react like they’ve just been promised free money and unlimited snacks.

