Cryptonews

Ever since getting into Bitcoin I’ve always had this dream of smash buying $1b of bitcoin in a single bid. Tomorrow that dream comes true.

Gotta start dreaming bigger

This monumental inflow marks the highest ever since these financial contraptions were unleashed upon the world in mid-2024, with around 240,000 ETH being hoovered up by institutional investors like a vacuum cleaner on a particularly messy carpet. And if you think that’s impressive, hold onto your hats-this is just the latest in a five-day streak of inflows totaling a jaw-dropping $1.8 billion. Ether ETFs have now amassed a total of $10.8 billion, most of which seems to have materialized out of thin air in the last month. 🪄

Mais, ma foi ! Un analyste, dans sa sagesse infinie, prévient: peut-être un petit recul de l’estrade avant le grand saut. Ah, la vie de l’investisseur, un bal masqué où l’on gambade entre espoir et désillusion! 🎭

Over the past week, Hyperliquid (HYPE) has been on a tear, soaring 27% and bumping its head against the upper Bollinger Band. 📈 Now, if you’re not a chart-watching nerd, that basically means it’s getting a bit too excited for its own good. But hey, who are we to judge? The experts and investors are still throwing confetti like it’s 1999. 🎉

Source – X (formerly known as Twitter, but we don’t talk about that.) 🐦

The protocol’s Total Value Locked (TVL) now whispers $10 billion, a secret shared by the synthetic dollar USDe, which now jingles as the world’s third-largest stablecoin. 🏆🪙

Chainlink [LINK] has enjoyed a 30% surge over the past week, with daily trading volume hitting a staggering $1.35 billion. At the time of writing, LINK was trading near $21, having taken a modest 1% dip from the previous day’s close-though one might argue it was merely taking a polite bow before its grand entrance. 🎩

Today, MARA and @EDFofficiel inked a parchment-bound pact to claim Exaion, a subsidiary whose HPC capabilities are as enigmatic as a Tolstoyan subplot. 📄

Peruse the press release:

Now, don’t go thinking this is just some wild-eyed lunatic’s daydream. No sir! This here forecast is rooted in the soil of market changes, regulatory improvements, and a whole heap of institutional adoption that’s shaking up the crypto landscape like a raucous barn dance. 💃

To begin with, Cardano [ADA] bulls are back for another rumble, with the altcoin prancing gaily up 2.82% over the last 24 hours-cue dramatic music. 📈 One might say the market’s been livelier than Aunt Agatha’s estate after her pearls go missing.