According to the ever-so-reliable DappRadar, Base’s NFT volume reached a staggering $47.67 million, leaving poor Immutable zkEVM and Solana in the dust, darlings. How très tragique for them! Collections like Get Based, DX Terminal, and Based Style have been simply mahvelous, raking in about $25 million. Bravo! 👏✨
As Ethereum joyfully prances above the hallowed ground of $4,550, the cosmic microcosm of macro conditions improves. The infamous analyst, Merlijn The Trader, reports that our beloved Ethereum waltzes in perfect synchronicity with global M2 liquidity, as if monetary supply and price action were star-crossed lovers.
BTCBTC$110,981.61◢0.72%
In an interview with TV Tokyo (because why not add television to the list of industries disrupted by crypto?), Chairman Oki Matsumoto mused about this grand endeavor. He admitted that launching a stablecoin requires “significant scheming and capital,” which sounds less like a business strategy and more like the plot of a heist film. But alas, he insists, “if we don’t handle it, we won’t be able to keep up with the times.” Truly, a rallying cry for our modern age 🎭.
The weekly chart for the S&P 500 reveals a story of resilience that could put Phoenix to shame. The Index has staged a spectacular recovery from the Trump tariffs plunge. Now, it’s back above the lower trendline of the rising channel and is making new all-time highs with the regularity of a Swiss clock. 🕰️
On the 26th of August, dogwifhat [WIF] revisited its cherished ascending trendline support at around $0.76, a level that has cushioned many a fall this year, much like a well-placed pillow on a hard floor.
The latest contretemps in Bitcoin’s [BTC] trajectory has occasioned no small degree of consternation among its newer devotees, while the seasoned veterans of this peculiar arena maintain their composure with an air of studied nonchalance. 😏
For 2,200 days and nights, XRP’s dominance has languished beneath 5.5%, a prisoner of its own ambitions. Analysts, those prophets of patterns, now murmur that breaking this chain could unleash a surge as violent as a Tolstoyan war scene. “Doubt not,” they intone, “for history shows prices doubling like rabbits in spring!” 🐰💸 A leap above 5.75%? Merely the prelude to a “mega bullish wave”-whatever that means. 🤷♂️
Old Shiba Inu, Ethereum’s top meme coin, has weathered more shakeouts than a Jeeves novel has twists. Yet, it’s added a zero to its price as often as I’ve added a wrinkle to my brow-practically never. At $0.0000123, it’s still lounging in the same old armchair it’s occupied for months. Those sell-offs? Mere nuisances, like a dropped monocle at the Drones Club. 🕶️
Bitcoin (BTC) has entered what we’ll call a “correction” (a fancy term for “panic”) after falling 11% from its year-to-date high. But fear not! Sergey Nazarov, the genius behind Chainlink’s $16 billion wonder coin, is here to assure us that Bitcoin could soar to $1 million. Yes, you read that correctly. One. Million. Dollars. 🚀💰
