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As noted by some aloof analyst in a CryptoQuant Quicktake post, our dear SSR has recently strut its stuff, showing off a rather inflated status. The term “SSR,” not to be confused with a particularly tedious international relations concept, actually refers to a highly esoteric measurement that compares Bitcoin’s market cap to that of stablecoins, those rather insipid cryptocurrencies that clutch desperately to their fiat counterparts like a toddler to a security blanket.

While Dalio, ever the traditionalist, leans towards the lustrous allure of gold, he concedes that Bitcoin, the prodigal son of the crypto world, has earned its place at the table. “Even if you’re as clueless as a chicken in a wind tunnel about the market’s direction,” Dalio mused, “it’s prudent to hold assets that can weather the storm of government money printing and the ever-expanding national debt.”

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This fund, championed by the Trump Media and Technology Group, seeks to parade its Bitcoin ETF upon the NYSE Arca, draped in the SEC’s commodity-based trust share shawl. One imagines the regulators sipping tea and murmuring, “How quaint,” as they weigh the proposal.

BeInCypto, ever the astute observer, has pinpointed three such coins that simply must be on your radar. Do keep up, won’t you?

LookOnChain reported that earlier today, a wallet likely associated with Hashkey Capital deposited 12,000 ETH, worth around $47.18 million. Because nothing says “I’m rich” like moving 12,000 ETH to an exchange. 🏦💸

Real-world assets are rapidly expanding the potential in DeFi, much like how a cat expands its territory in a new home. On Monday, July 28, the tokenization platform Brickken integrated with the DeFi lender Credefi to create permissionless, peer-to-peer lending. It’s like a potluck where everyone brings something different to the table, and no one’s keeping score. 🍽️

Through the corridors of its digital domain, Binance sent forth a missive to its vast congregation of users, heralding the arrival of this novel offering. The RWUSD is not merely a digital token but a vessel designed to mirror the serene and steady currents of Real-World Assets (RWA), such as the venerable US Treasury bills, now transformed into tokens for the digital age. 📜

But, you ask, what of the future? With prices lingering just beneath the critical threshold, and the broader market mood turning ever so slightly towards cautious optimism, the next act of this financial drama will hinge on whether our beloved bulls can outlast the relentless overhead selling pressure. Oh, the suspense!

From the quill of Florida’s Attorney General James Uthmeier comes a proclamation: eight miscreants, their hearts blacker than a moonless night, now face the wrath of RICO charges, identity theft, and a litany of felonies that would make even the most hardened criminal blush. 🦹‍♂️