On January 2nd, Stani Kulechov, the chap in charge of Aave Labs (the biggest builders in this particular digital sandbox), announced they’ll be sharing revenue with those who hold the AAVE token. Quite a generous gesture, assuming, of course, there is any revenue to share. 🤔
D’Agostino acknowledged growing impatience across the industry but argued that rushing a bill of this scale would do more harm than good. Unlike targeted crypto laws, CLARITY aims to establish clear boundaries between regulators, asset classes, and platforms. That level of coordination, he explained, naturally demands more debate and refinement. From Coinbase’s perspective, lawmakers are laying the groundwork for long-term growth rather than chasing quick political wins. 🏗️
Current stats? The crypto market cap jumped past an eye-watering $3.07 trillion-more zeros than a low-budget detective novel. Almost all main assets are shining greener than a politician’s promises.
In 2025, the NFT market, much like a recovering drunkard, sobered up and embraced utility. Gone were the days of absurdly priced pixelated apes and fleeting trends. Instead, the market flourished with practical applications in gaming, real-world assets (RWA), and infrastructure development. Who would have thought? 🎭
In a Year-End Special that felt less “forecast” and more “hot takes I drank from the coffee maker,” Schiff declared 2025 was Bitcoin’s reality TV season: everyone wanted it to go up, but it went Eh, I’ll just stay at home and binge Netflix. Why? Stocks, gold, even silver? They flexed their gains while BTC played the wallflower. 😩
Ethereum (ETH) started 2026 with a decisive move higher, climbing more than 4% in a single session as price action began to reflect a network that has been getting busier without the usual signs of speculation. 🌾
In the midst of this raucous celebration of rising prices, our dear friend-the Solana whale-has decided it is high time to make a grand entrance. Like some mysterious apparition, it was spotted by the ever-watchful seers known as Whale Alert, depositing a rather hefty sum of Solana into a major crypto exchange, as if to say, “Look at me, I’m selling!” 🎩
Behold! Shiba Inu, that canine of chaos, now dances at the 25th position, its market cap a bloated $4.54 billion, a sum so vast it makes one question the sanity of modern finance. With a mere $380 million, it hath bested Toncoin’s $4.16 billion, a triumph as hollow as the promises of Wall Street’s finest. One might ask: Is this a revolution? A folly? Or merely the universe’s cruel joke? 🤷♂️💸
BeInCrypto, that ever-vigilant sentinel of the digital realm, has cast its discerning eye upon three altcoins poised for glory-or, at the very least, a fleeting moment of triumph. 🌟
On the daily chart, Bitcoin is caught in a symmetrical triangle-yes, a triangle, not a love triangle, but you get the idea. After saying “no thanks” to the $110,000 party, it’s compressing between some fancy descending resistance and rising support near $88,000-$90,000. So, no need to panic, folks; it’s just a classic case of declining volatility, not a meltdown.
