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Marks’ analysis reveals a rather intriguing spectacle-a multi-year breakout from a line of resistance that had held Dogecoin’s price advances in a firm grip since that fateful peak in May 2021. This invisible barrier, drawn with the utmost precision from the high of yore through a series of disheartening lower highs, acted as a veritable fortress for an age before the price surged forth in early 2025, crafting a new narrative in its tumultuous saga.

According to the ever-so-reliable Glassnode, who apparently have nothing better to do than scrutinize crypto fluctuations, Bitcoin’s recent dip came right after it flirted with the idea of a bull market. Shocking, I know! The Net Realized Profit/Loss (NRPL) metric reached a dizzying height of about $17 million per hour before Bitcoin decided to take a nosedive. It’s like watching someone get really excited about an ice cream cone, only to have it fall on the ground.

Hong Kong’s Police Cyber Crime Bureau issued a warning today after a 66-year-old retired man lost HK$6.6 million to three separate cryptocurrency scams. According to reports, the elderly victim was first contacted in September 2025 by a fraudster claiming to be a cryptocurrency expert. The scammer convinced the victim to invest, promising guaranteed profits. The man transferred HK$1.4 million to the fraudster, only to realize later that he had been tricked. (Note: If you’re ever promised guaranteed profits, run. Fast. In the opposite direction of the person making the promise.)

This latest stunt joins the parade of ETF applications from 21Shares and Bitwise, who clearly think the SEC is just another stop on the circus train. But hey, if you can’t beat the market, join it-and maybe throw in a few staking rewards for good measure.

In recent days, Bitcoin boldly flirted with the lofty heights of $74,000 twice, only to retreat as quickly as a shy suitor. Over the weekend, market pressures-perhaps spurred by the U.S. flexing its military muscle against Iranian infrastructure-sent BTC tumbling toward the elusive $70,000.

As the price of Bitcoin stooped beneath the pivotal $70,000 threshold, the very fabric of its existence-woven from hopes and dreams-undergone a transformation so profound that even the most stoic of investors felt a chill run down their spines. The ambiance of optimism dissipated like morning fog, replaced by a dark cloud of bearish sentiment that spread across the market with the swiftness of a gossip in a village square.

Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain analytics, and the chorus of market analysts, with their charts and incantations, predict a prolonged accumulation phase through the end of March. Volatility, they say, shall diminish, yet the air is thick with the scent of defensive maneuvers-a market arming itself against unseen phantoms. Ah, the theater of finance, where every actor is both hero and fool!

This delightful proposal, as unveiled in a November 2025 consultation paper, seeks to impose a rather quaint limit of £20,000 for individuals and a meager £10 million for businesses on holdings of sterling-denominated systemic stablecoins. How charming! One might wonder, why hasn’t any other major jurisdiction considered such picturesque limitations?

As of mid-March 2026, demand from corporations and ETFs has reached peak levels that would make a gold rush prospector weep with envy. In just the past month, institutional investors have devoured more than 81,000 BTC-a mountain of Bitcoin, while miners have only managed to dig up a pebble. At this rate, the market might as well be a desert with a mirage of liquidity.