The current kerfuffle involves Fed Governor Lisa Cook, whom Trump wishes to remove due to allegations related to a mortgage. A letter was duly posted on Truth Social, because where else? It would make her the first governor to face such a presidential dismissal-a historical first, and frankly, a bit dramatic. 🎭
Nathan McCauley, the grand orchestrator of this circus, proclaimed with the solemnity of a village elder: “The protocols of today shall dictate the flow of tomorrow’s wealth!” A bold claim, indeed, considering most of these digital contraptions vanish faster than a bureaucrat’s conscience. 🤡
According to some rather juicy screenshots shared by our friend White Whale, MEXC’s global head of customer service extended an “exclusive invitation” for an “in-depth communication” about those frozen assets. I mean, who wouldn’t want to discuss their life savings over a plate of Nasi Lemak? 🍚
SEC filings ticked the boxes between August 18th and 24th, during a period when Bitcoin decided to take a nap-dropping in price like a toddler from a high chair. Nothing like a bear market to make investors question their life choices, except Saylor, who apparently saw this as a sale. “Buy low,” right? Or maybe just “buy and keep smiling.”
The cryptocurrency world has a way of being as fickle as a moody teenager, and Mantle [MNT] was no exception, taking an 8.45% plunge and settling at $1.14. Analysts from AMBCrypto scoured the data, noting the peculiar schism between brusque on-chain behavior and seemingly eternal optimism among derivatives traders.
Ah, Monsieur Draper-venture capitalist extraordinaire, early backer of Tesla, SpaceX, and other ventures that make peasants like us weep with envy-has once again graced the mortals with his wisdom. In an interview with CNBC (because where else would such divine prophecies be shared?), he declared:
Funny thing is, while folks were runnin’ scared, they were also tradin’ like mad. Thirty-eight billion dollars worth of tradin’ – almost half again more than usual. It’s like watchin’ a herd of cattle stampede, only with numbers and promises instead of horns and dust.
Galaxy Digital, Multicoin Capital, and Jump Crypto-ah, what a trio of suffering! They conspire in shadows, whispering of a Solana treasury so vast it would make Midas blush. 💰
TRX is currently consolidating just under the ever-elusive $0.40 mark, basically the equivalent of the ‘hot new club’ of price levels. And let’s be real, if it can maintain above $0.35, it’s gonna keep the confetti of positivity raining down on the buyers. With a confirmed breakout above $0.40, we might just see it dancing all the way to $0.50! 💃🎊
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto waters, Ethereum (ETH) took a dive, dropping nearly 7% to $4,415. Its market cap, which had flirted with $600 billion when ETH hit a new all-time high (ATH) of $4,955 on Aug. 24 (2:05 p.m. EST), fell to just above $529 billion. It’s like the market decided to play a game of “how low can you go?” 🕺
