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With a flourish of sarcasm that could rival the finest French wit, Durov took to the digital streets of X, proclaiming his plight to the world. “Unprecedented!” he cried, as if he were the first man to ever be caught in the crosshairs of a legal system that often seemed more interested in theatrics than justice. How could one man be held accountable for the misdeeds of countless users, he mused, shaking his head in disbelief. “It’s like blaming the chef for the diner’s indigestion!” 🍽️

BNB is sitting at a comfy $858.50, which is just a tiny dip of 1.22% in the past 24 hours. But hey, it’s still up by a solid 3.28% this week, so it’s not all doom and gloom. The token’s market cap is a whopping $119.58 billion, and the 24-hour volume surged 37.89%, hitting $3.13 billion. Just two days ago, BNB hit an all-time high of $899.70 before taking a step back. It’s like that one friend who always gets the last word and then retreats to the back of the room.

One might wonder, what purpose could this token possibly serve? Fear not, for $MVRK shall be the very foundation of Mavryk’s ecosystem, acting as a beacon for gas fees, delegation, co-staking (a most fascinating concept), and collateralized lending. A mere 5.6% of tokens will be available at launch, which, naturally, keeps the excitement at a fever pitch. The remaining 45% has been thoughtfully allocated for community growth, which means we’re all invited to the feast of long-term engagement!

a little merged mining can transform a mere spark of hope into a roaring bonfire!

Key support levels to watch are $195-$198 (the “I’m fine, really” zone), followed by $190-$192 (the “actually, I’m not fine” zone) and then a full-on descent into the $185 “why does this always happen to me?” despair trench. If, by some miracle, it manages to hold $198, buyers might cheer it up enough to push back toward $210-$213. A break above that could see it racing towards $220+, which is the financial equivalent of finding a boyfriend who doesn’t laugh at your giant granny pants. 💃

And LayerZero, they try to be nice. “Oh, we’ll let you keep half the money for six months.” Half! Like that’s supposed to make it all better. After that, it’s just…poof! All for ZRO buybacks. Such generosity. 🙄 It’s enough to make you develop a tic.

Enter “Sani,” the intrepid creator of TimechainIndex, who, with a flourish, unveiled the first thread of this financial farce on X. A whale, it seems, had grown weary of its hoard and unleashed 24,000 BTC upon the markets via Hyperunite/Hyperliquid. “This entity,” Sani proclaimed, “liquidated their entire balance, sending it all to Hyperunite. They transferred 12,000 just today and continue their merry selling, likely fueling the price’s descent.” How very gauche! 🦈💸

With Ethereum (ETH) hogging the limelight lately, these US economic signals might just throw a curveball. Just like Jerome Powell’s Jackson Hole speech last Friday-what a show that was. 🙄

It seems that several banks decided to play a game of financial hot potato, shutting down hundreds of bank accounts associated with The Trump Organization without offering any substantial explanation. Trump shared this tale of woe with The Wall Street Journal, explaining that the family had to scramble, relying on regional banks before eventually settling into a new, mysteriously unnamed bank. 🤷‍♂️🏦🔍

Back in August, the FedWatch tool was practically screaming from the rooftops-a whopping 92% chance of rate cuts in September! Investors were ready to pop the champagne bottles. 🍾 But now? Not so much. The probability has dropped to a measly 75%. Yes, still high, but not the “sure thing” everyone had hoped for. And get this: there’s now a 25% chance the Fed will keep rates exactly where they are. Imagine planning a party only to find out the guest of honor might not show up. Awkward. 😬