In a CNBC Squawk Box interview, Ives, a man whose eloquence rivals a poet’s, declares that artificial intelligence (AI) will orchestrate a crescendo of growth for Tesla (TSLA), Microsoft (MSFT), Palantir (PLTR), CrowdStrike (CRWD), and Apple (AAPL). A symphony of digits, if you will. 🎵
According to a report from ABC News, the FBI’s latest missive reveals a “clear and constant rise” in fraudulent transactions connected to these cursed kiosks-a trend the bureau deems “not slowing down.” One might ask, what is the soul of a man when he trades his dignity for a fleeting illusion of wealth? 🕊️
Let’s talk patterns, shall we? Bitcoin’s long-term price action is like that one friend who always orders the same thing at brunch-predictable, yet somehow still surprising. Three green years, one red year, rinse, repeat. But oh no, not this time! 2023 and 2024 were all like, “Green is the new black,” but 2025 is here with its moody red energy, interrupting the party. 🍷🎭
Sentiment? Desperate. Like dating in 2015, everyone’s half-in-half-out, pretending they’ve “seen better days” while secretly crying into their crypto wallets. Not a dramatic crash, just the slow, agonizing death of a venture capitalist’s dream. Sizzling, right?
Fast-forward two months, and the Beckham-endorsed health-tech wizards have pivoted harder than a spinning gyroscope at a zero-gravity yoga retreat. 🧠
This divergence, you ask? A cruel jest! Strong trends reward volume with glory, yet XRP’s sellers devour demand like wolves at a feast. 🐺🍴
In his musings on Galaxy’s business model, Novogratz laments that even the most diversified crypto firms are but mere puppets in the hands of market cycles. “If Bitcoin falls 30%, your revenue falls 30%,” he declares, as if this were some great revelation. 🤑 And yet, one cannot help but chuckle at the irony-the very industry built on decentralization is, in fact, chained to a single asset’s fate. 😂
Let us not forget our dear friend, ETH, currently basking in the glow of $2,976. What a charming number, wouldn’t you agree? And lo! It boasts a volatility of merely 1.2% over the past day! How quaint! And with a market cap of $359.33 billion, one might say it has become quite the affluent gentleman in the crypto soirée. 💃🕺
The meme coin sector began the year with a market capitalization near $130 billion, a bloated beast fed by late 2024 hype and a never-ending parade of new launches. Early optimism briefly inflated its belly, but by December, the beast had shrunk to $42 billion-a 67% collapse that left traders clutching their portfolios like drowning men clutching driftwood. 🐟💸
As markets look ahead to 2026, the question is less about whether Bitcoin’s monetary case still holds and more about when price catches up to it. Awaiting the day when the price wakes up from its slumber. 🐢