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Despite these dire musings, Strategy marches onward, hoarding Bitcoin with the fervor of a miser in a gold mine. One might think they’re preparing for an apocalyptic bakery short on loaves. 🍞

After last year’s forecasters missed the mark so badly they tripped over their own hubris, the 2026 crowd’s gone full “let’s call it a range, not a bet.” Bulls wave flags of institutional love and ETFs like they’re magic wands, while bears holler about macroeconomic storms and technical breakdowns. One analyst even said $10,000. Sir, that’s not a price-it’s a dare.

Lighter says LIT is meant to align incentives across its entire ecosystem. Traders, developers, institutions, and investors are all meant to benefit from the token, with the team stating that every dollar of economic value generated by Lighter’s products will accrue directly to LIT holders. 🧠

Oh, how the numbers pirouette! In the frost-kissed quarter of 2025, Metaplanet’s Simon Gerovich-a man whose name rhymes with “oracle” but with less prophecy and more pocketbook-whispered sweet nothings to 4,279 BTC, spending a princely $451 million. Each Bitcoin, at $105,412, now rests like a gilded hummingbird in his crypto menagerie. With holdings ballooning to … Read more

Alas, the plot thickens! While bulls have repelled sellers, their victory feels as hollow as a politician’s promise. Buying volume? About as enthusiastic as a sloth at a rave. Meanwhile, the UNIfication proposal-a Yuletide gift wrapped in deflationary ribbons-burned $591 million like it was Monopoly money. How delightfully extravagant! Future fees will continue this fiery purge, because why hoard tokens when you can torch them for drama?

Yet, mark well this irony: the crowd, though grim in visage, showers them with coins, even as the market’s tempest rages on. A paradox, is it not? 🌪️

So, apparently, people were shuffling around a rather alarming amount of digital money in 2025. $1.2 trillion monthly, you say? That’s… a lot of zeroes. It seems everyone decided they needed to borrow money to buy more money, which, as any economist will tell you (after a long nap and a strong cup of tea), is always a good idea. 🙄 Crypto derivatives activity, predictably, went bonkers, mostly thanks to these decentralized perpetual futures markets. The spot market? Oh, it was having a quiet little sit-down in the corner, feeling rather overlooked.

The US Dollar Index (DXY) has lost 10.41% of its value since the start of 2025, which is like watching a well-dressed gentleman lose his top hat in a tempest. The euro, yen, and pound are now dancing with glee, while the dollar flounders like a fish out of water. 🐟

In a rather enlightening discourse shared on the platform known as X, the esteemed lead research analyst of Glassnode, one CryptoVizArt, has expounded upon the latest developments concerning the 90-day simple moving average (SMA) of the Bitcoin Realized Loss. This particular indicator, as one might surmise from its name, endeavors to measure the totality of losses (in USD, mind you) that investors are so heroically “realizing” through their various transactions. One cannot help but feel a tinge of sympathy for these souls. 📉

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