In a recent on-chain spectacle, the organization proudly announced the deployment of 3,400 ETH into Morpho, a protocol so confident in its lending and borrowing prowess that it probably charges interest on hope itself.
But hey, at least Bitcoin’s down 15.4% and Ethereum’s 21.8%-so, you know, solidarity. The sell-off’s so bad, even the moon is hiding. Or maybe it’s just tired of this nonsense.
Among the exiled: Arena-Z (A2Z), Ampleforth Governance Token, Hooked Protocol, and IDEX-tokens that once danced in the spotlight now face the final curtain. Loopring, Neutron, Radiant Capital, and Solar join the chorus of the forgotten. A fate crueler than any algorithm, perhaps, but in the realm of crypto, even the hopeful must bow to the whims of liquidity.
Not a single asset dares to rise; all twenty are mired in the quagmire of despair. Even the mighty DOT and BNB, with their losses of -0.6% and -1.9%, can barely hold their heads above the murky waters. And let us not forget the hapless UNI and AAVE, trailing behind with -4.9% and -4.4% respectively. Truly, a carnival of calamity!
Jerome Powell’s impending exit from the Fed (his four-year term ends May 15) is less of a retirement and more of a midlife crisis. The second-to-last FOMC meeting before his swan song? Let’s just say it’s less “farewell tour” and more “hold my beer, I’ll pivot on rates.”
So, apparently, the big fish in the XRP pond are feeling extra frisky on Hyperliquid. CoinGlass says they’re 160% long, which basically means they’re betting XRP is going to the moon. Or maybe they just really like the color blue. Who knows with these whales? They’ve got $2.04 billion on the line, so let’s hope they’re not just flipping coins.
Elon Musk‘s X is tightening the screws on spam, bots, and low-effort content like a parent trying to get their kid to clean their room. With these shiny new tools, conversations on the platform are set for a makeover that’ll make even Cinderella jealous!
WazirX had a productive March, starting with the release of a detailed guide on March 13th for its new crypto futures product. This product allows users to trade perpetual contracts in Indian Rupees (INR) with leverage up to 20 times the initial investment.
The tokens in question, those unfortunate souls destined for delisting, include Arena-Z (A2Z), a name that evokes visions of grand coliseums; the Ampleforth Governance Token (FORTH), which sounds rather like a noble knight but alas, is merely a fleeting mirage in this digital field; Hooked Protocol (HOOK), which seems to suggest a catch of some sort-perhaps a baited hook meant to ensnare unsuspecting investors; IDEX (IDEX), Loopring (LRC), Neutron (NTRN), Radiant Capital (RDNT), and Solar (SXP)-a veritable cast of characters doomed to exit stage left.
In a post on his X page, Alderoty maintained Ripple “always knew that XRP was not a security.” A sentiment so profound it might have been etched into the marble of the Supreme Court.