As of August 24, 2025, Bitcoin is hanging out around the $115,000 mark, taking a breather after a brief flirtation with the $117,300 heights. Analysts are eyeing this as a classic “consolidation” period, a bit like waiting for your laundry to dry-no clear direction, but something’s probably happening under the surface.
The result? A newly born wallet, sitting there like a freshly minted coin at a casino table, clutching this SHIB pile, plus a tiny leftover scrap of 0.213 ETH (about $1,000) and a few ACH crumbs for good measure.
Singapore’s DBS, that paragon of financial propriety, has finally embraced blockchain with the grace of a debutante at her first ball. By tokenizing structured notes on Ethereum, they’ve managed to outsource their digital asset strategy to a public ledger, ensuring only the most sophisticated investors (i.e., those with accredited portfolios) need apply. A masterstroke, really-turning finance into a game of Monopoly where everyone wants to build hotels on Park Place.
In what might be the most heroic stand since Gandalf faced the Balrog (but with marginally better WiFi), Buterin took to X formerly known as Twitter to defend Ethereum’s “dumb pipe” status. Because nothing says “trustless technology” quite like making your network infrastructure sound like it failed grade school.
And what might this week’s performer whisper in our ears? A tweet from the illustrious “Titan of Crypto,” who, I daresay, must possess a crystal ball, revealed insights regarding an exuberant bull flag breakout. Such a phrase should resonate with the fervent echos of hope: buyers taking the helm! Imagine that! A veritable utopia of bullish fervor as we sail on!
On the 24th of August, the LayerZero Foundation, with the solemnity of a Victorian courtship, declared the merger: two titans of the crypto cosmos now share a governance bed and a token framework, like mismatched socks in a sock drawer.
The $2.8 support zone, that stoic guardian of XRP’s dignity, held firm against the onslaught of bearish sentiment. Buyers swooped in like knights in shining armor, pushing the price higher with the determination of a toddler refusing to nap. Had this level crumbled, XRP might have tumbled into a correction so severe it would make July’s gains look like a distant memory. 📉
The week ended much like it began-with a tale of two cryptos. Ether, ever the ambitious younger sibling, roared ahead, stacking up massive inflows like a dragon hoarding gold. Meanwhile, Bitcoin, burdened by its own weight, stumbled into its sixth consecutive day of outflows. If this were a family dinner, Bitcoin would be sulking in the corner while Ether plays DJ on the stereo. 🎧
Check out this weekly chart from Solberg Invest (@SolbergInvest) that shows OP forming a falling wedge. No, it’s not a new dance move! 💃 This price pattern is often seen as bullish, which is great news for those of us who like our investments to go up instead of down! The wedge is like a rollercoaster ride-lots of ups and downs, but it looks like the sellers are getting tired. Maybe they need a nap! 😴
Behold, the $200 mark, a psychological and technical fortress, has fallen-or has it? Solana, like a cat with nine lives, has clawed its way back, leaving the bears in disarray. A 9% gain in 24 hours? Mere child’s play for this blockchain behemoth. Its market cap now soars above $107 billion, a testament to its indomitable spirit. But beware, for the crypto gods are fickle, and the $200 pivot zone is a tightrope walk. Will it hold, or will the bulls stumble into the abyss? 🤡
