Cryptonews

In a dramatic turn of events, only a few weeks after announcing their daring new features, the Pi Network team has graciously decided to share even more juicy details about their grand schemes. Yes, it seems their mission is not to simply settle into the annals of tech history, but to carve a bold and permanent mark upon the DeFi ecosystem. And what better way to do so than with a Decentralized Exchange (DEX) and an Automated Market Maker (AMM)? Oh, how original! 😆

The law also ensures exchanges and custodians aren’t allowed to just take your crypto and run. They now have to notify you six to twelve months in advance before your dormant assets are handed over to the state. Yes, you have a whole year (basically the crypto equivalent of a lifetime in dog years) to confirm your address and reset the “I forgot about my crypto” timer. Oh, and after that, exchanges are given a whopping 60 days to secure the necessary keys before your assets safely leave the digital realm. Let’s call it a “second chance” for the crypto crowd who clearly can’t remember their passwords.

Now, the crypto crowd’s all aflutter, wringing their hands like a bunch of nervous hens. 🤔 They’re squawking about the timing, the size, and the fact that this whale’s got a knack for profiting from market crashes. Last week, this slick operator walked away with a cool $200 million after shorting BTC and ETH just hours before the market took a nosedive. Coincidence? I’d sooner believe pigs can fly. 🦅

Meanwhile, $MAXI is flexing its way into the spotlight, merging meme culture with the kind of max-rip energy that makes your grandma ask, “Is that even legal?” 💪🤔

We’re living in the era where cryptocurrencies are flipping from that weird kid at the lunch table into the fancy new prom king of finance. But wait! Before you start hurling your lunch money at it, let’s chat about stability, scalability, and that pesky word-regulation. For our hero, Lior Aizik, co-founder and brainiac behind XBO.com, the map to the crypto treasure is crystal clear: make it as easy as binge-watching your favorite show (hello, Netflix!).

Among the coins that whisper of benefiting from this ‘Zcash effect’ are Syscoin (SYS), Celo (CELO), and iExec RLC (RLC) – each displaying a momentum that, while not yet a storm, hints at the gathering winds of potential expansion. Or perhaps, merely the rustling of leaves in a crypto forest. 🍃

Bitget’s latest brainwave? Emerging markets are throwing crypto parties like it’s 2024 and they’ve never seen a bank. Nigeria, China, India – the trifecta of digital gold seekers. 66% of investors plan to dunk even harder into crypto? Must be the new Netflix show. 🎬

It appeared as though the heavens themselves conspired on Monday to entertain us with this marvelous alliance. Ripple and Immunefi, in a ghastly yet grand annual bonding, announced what they deceptively baptized an “Attackathon.” This puts in its spotlight the ingenuously anticipated XRPL Lending Protocol, primping it up before its grand unveiling, entrance fully secured and vetted at every conceivable angle.

“Retail’s emotions often dictate that Bitcoin’s and altcoins’ prices are about to do the opposite,” said Brian Q, a Santiment analyst who clearly hasn’t had a pet cat die recently. “Ah yes, FUD-Food, Utensils, and Diplomatic options. Or in crypto terms, FUD = Fear, Uncertainty, and Debating whether you should’ve invested in that NFT of a pixelated dragon.”

Apparently, a wave of XRP spot ETF filings hit the SEC on Friday. Big whoop. Everyone’s jumping on the bandwagon now. Canary Capital Group LLC filed Amendment No. 2 for their pre-effective Form S-1. Because nothing says “we’re serious” like more paperwork. 📜