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Ethereum, the moody artist of the crypto world, decided Friday was *the* day to shine brighter than ever before. It hit the dazzling $4,890 mark on Deribit while giving Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies a sly wink. “Oh, you thought I’d never catch up?” ETH seems to say with a smirk. While Bitcoin had already flexed its muscles this year, Ethereum took its sweet time arriving at the party-but isn’t fashion always late? 😏 Investors are throwing money at Ethereum faster than pigeons descend upon breadcrumbs, proving once again that patience is indeed profitable.

Ethereum network activity surged by 63% in 30 days, strengthening the case for an imminent breakout to $5,000. 🤔

An enterprise such as theirs claims grand goals: greater use of USDC, expansion of digital finance, and the unlocking of new wonders in Web3-and all this, so they say, through the magic of SBI’s sprawling bureaucratic network heated in the crucible of Circle’s blockchain sorcery. Japan, a nation prone to tradition but not immune to novelty, shall, if these fine gentlemen have their way, become a playground for investors who crave both trust and regulation, which by now is much like craving both vodka and sobriety. 🥃💸

LuckSide also had a *deep* analysis of meme coins “pulling liquidity” from each other. Let me translate: Doge got pepped, SHIB got pepped, and now they’re all just a bunch of sad little memes fighting over the same tiny pizza slice. But hey, SHIB isn’t “dead”-it’s just “sleeping,” like my morning coffee after 3 PM. The analyst’s big takeaway? “The ceiling has lowered until new participants arrive.” Translation: If you’re not in crypto, you’re just background noise. Unless you download an app and *actually* send money. Then you’re a hero. Or a fool. We’ll see.

The RSI (Relative Strength Index-sounds fancy, right?) still has room to grow before it screams “Overbought,” so more gains could be on the horizon. But don’t break out the champagne just yet; some savvy traders warn Bitcoin might test lower levels first. Analyst Marcus Corvinus predicts a quick-term dip to around $104,000-his idea of a “standard reset” in this bullish saga.

A chart shared by Galaxy (@galaxyBTC) reveals a pattern so dramatic it could rival a Russian novel. Since 2021, Chainlink (LINK) has been trapped in a symmetrical triangle, oscillating between hope (higher lows) and despair (lower highs). The tightening wedge resembles a coiled spring, ready to launch-or snap. 🪢💥

As the story goes, CNBC’s Steve Kovach, a sage in the land of tech, explained that Apple’s decision to court Google’s Gemini stems from its own AI shortcomings. Alphabet’s shares galloped up about 3% intraday, hitting a record high, while Apple’s stock trotted along with a modest 1.5% gain. Investors, it seems, are glad to see Apple making moves, even if it’s a bit late to the party.

This recent rise follows a rather dreary week, marked by a rapid shift in sentiment-an oft-quoted sign that, in the game of speculation, it is sometimes wiser to buy when others fear rather than when they cheer. Go figure!

Backed by moving averages, hope, and wishful thinking-critical for folks who like to sleep at night with their coins in one piece.

Sources whisper behind their trembling Euros that the US Congress, in its infinite wisdom, passed the GENIUS Act – a law so groundbreaking that it has the Europeans clutching their wallets tighter. This legislation, a marvel of legislative speed, has stirred Brussels into a fervor, as if they thought they might miss out on the latest digital fad. Wouldn’t want to fall behind, after all! 🚀