If Bitcoin were truly the “ultimate hedge” against fiat debasement, then this moment should have been its time to shine since there is a global flight to safety. However, the market has treated it as a risky asset, not a safe haven. Because nothing says “safe” like a cryptocurrency that’s basically a digital goldfish in a hurricane. 🐠
The dreaded CoinMarketCap Fear & Greed Dashboard, that most inscrutable oracle, reports the Crypto Fear & Greed Index clinging stubbornly to 20-a veritable “Fear” funeral march. A paltry climb from yesterday’s 18 and last week’s abysmal 11, as if climbing out of a well while shackled to a casket.
In a recent X post, Saylor dropped a hint so subtle, it’s like hiding a treasure map in a cereal box. “It’s ₿lack Friday,” he said, leaving everyone to wonder if he’s about to buy more Bitcoin than a kid at a candy store. 🚀
Gold hit $2,000 in February 2024 and now it’s 112% higher! 📈 It’s like a toddler on a sugar rush, and the next stop is $5,000. But hey, who needs sleep when you can print more money? 📉💸
After recording an all-time high of $1,245,000, Bitcoin has entered a prolonged period of consolidation, struggling notably to break and sustain itself above the crucial $95,000 price level. 🚨
Its price, once a proud eagle soaring above the peaks of $730, now plummets like a desperate soul into the abyss of $470-a descent of 27%, as if the very fabric of its existence has been unraveled by the hands of fate. 🧠
Solana (SOL) token hit $145 today, Nov. 28, up 18% from its monthly low. Why? Because apparently, it’s not just my self-esteem that’s on the cusp of a roughly 80% surge. 😏 Here’s the tea:
The last drop (you know, the one that everyone cried about) hit the 161.80% Fibonacci zone, did a little dramatic bounce, and now it’s too scared to go back. Seriously. XRP has avoided that spot like it’s trying to dodge a bad ex. So, yeah, from this point, the trader’s map to $6 looks like it’s all set. A very promising $5.85 to $6 range, if you’re into that kind of thing.
At the same time, a niche trend of solo mining is emerging, according to Bitfinex analysts who spoke to CryptoMoon. “Despite the new spike in more industrial Bitcoin mining, we would like to underscore the new wave of solo miners and how hobbyist miners are coming back to the market, thanks to improvements in mining pools, efficiency gains and niche strategies,” the analysts said. 🤔 “Niche strategies” sounds like a fancy way of saying “I’m still trying to figure this out.”
Behold, China’s mining sector rises from the ashes like a phoenix-or perhaps a cunning dragon! 🐉 Despite the 2021 ban, new data reveals China now commands 14% of the global hashrate, reclaiming its throne behind the U.S. and Russia. How scandalous!
