Cryptonews

Shiba Inu has proven to be surprisingly strong in the futures markets. The meme token beat Bitcoin and XRP in the daily growth rates. Such a shift represents a major shift in trader sentiment. 🤯📈

As we gaze into the crystal ball of 2026, Ethereum has ambitious designs to build upon its already sparkling progress, rolling out the Glamsterdam fork and the Heze-Bogota upgrades-names that sound suspiciously like trendy coffee shops in Brooklyn.

The venerable Gemini, claiming the status of third-largest crypto exchange in the United States, has graciously decided to support BNB trading and custody. Because what the world truly needs is yet another digital asset to forget about quickly.

At its heart, the proposal makes one feel almost generous. Apparently, trusty old Uniswap is ready to graduate from its kindergarten phase of sci-fi and head straight into the more earnest world of graduate-level economics. Instead of just hoarding fees for its friendliest liquidity providers, it kicks off a breath of fresh air (supply deflation “contra-inflation,” for the pun-inclined).

Hold onto your bonnets, ladies and gentlemen, for the top crypto exchanges of December 2025 are closing out the year with an elegance that would rival a Regency ball. Trading volumes remain heartily high, with liquidity improving across major pairs like a well-executed grand tour. Platforms are rolling out new products ahead of the 2026 cycle with the panache of an accomplished debutante.

It seems that XRP, much like a lonesome scarecrow in a field of brightly colored pumpkins, has been taking a bit of a nap in value, huddled around the $1.87 mark. Its price hugged the ground close-only stretching its legs between $1.83 and $1.88-and left many twitching their noses for action. But don’t you misconstrue! Behind the scenes, reminiscent of your favorite lemon-scented dish soap keeping things shiny, the ecosystem ticked along, doing its thing, unsuspected and unabashed.

One might well ask, what did become of our beloved derivatives scene? It shed its ratty knicksacks and hired a butler mid-2025, adopting the polished tics of old money. The CME, with such turn-of-the-century charm, surpassed Binance like a well-timed champagne flute, finally claiming the throne with a twinkle in its institutional eye. 👑

In their Dec. 23 opus, grandly titled “DOGE: The Cycle Repeats (1W Timeframe),” our analyst dubs this a “textbook fractal setup,” pointing to four (count them, four!) “structural points” in DOGE’s grand history. We’re apparently at “Point 4,” darling, and the pattern, they insist, is “rhyming perfectly” with past pre-bull run accumulation phases. How poetic! 📈✨

It was a Christmas Eve like no other, a tale of digital despair and $6 million vanishing into the ether faster than grandma’s fruitcake. Trust Wallet, the crypto guardian angel, had its halo tarnished by a nasty little bug hiding in its browser extension version 2.68. 🐛🎄

Remember when prediction markets were just for betting on elections and sports? Cute. By 2025, they’d evolved into a multibillion-dollar ecosystem, cozying up to Wall Street, media giants, and even crypto infrastructure. 🌐💸