Ripple CEO Dons Suit, Prepares to Mansplain Crypto to Senators—Will the Internet Survive?
This testimony is happening at what journalists love to call a “crucial time” for crypto, meaning things are on fire but we’re pretending it’s fine. Why? Lawmakers and agencies won’t settle on the rules—so the industry’s stuck in a regulatory escape room where the only clue is “LOL, good luck.” Companies are peacing out of the U.S. like tourists who just realized their AirBnB is actually a tent. Garlinghouse, meanwhile, keeps trying to tell the SEC that their “enforcement-based approach” is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🚪🌊







