So, Bitcoin’s still acting like it’s got a date with the floor. Every time it tries to bounce, someone’s there with a “NOT TODAY, SATOSHI!” sign. Now, it’s flirting with $87k, and the whales and sharks? They’re swimming for the exits. 🚀→🚪 Couple that with ETFs bleeding like a stuck pig, and you’ve got a recipe for “bearish.” Or as I like to call it, “Monday.”
Peter Schiff, a well-known critic of Bitcoin, has warned that the cryptocurrency’s price will not rise again. His prediction comes after Bitcoin’s failure to increase alongside stocks and precious metals. 🐔💸
In a social media post that’s longer than a Jeeves monologue, CrediBULL chappie argues that with Bitcoin hovering around the $90,000 mark, the potential return is about as appealing as a cold bath on a winter’s morning. Apparently, the risk-reward ratio is as unbalanced as Aunt Agatha after a sherry or two. 🥃
Kim’s theory hinges on a series of macroeconomic miracles: a massive influx of capital into crypto, a weaker US dollar, and prolonged high inflation. Because nothing says ‘financial stability’ like a world where the dollar is weaker than a paperclip and inflation is the only thing keeping the economy from collapsing. 🤯
So, the International Monetary Fund (yes, the same folks who usually frown at anything more exciting than a spreadsheet) have finally admitted El Salvador’s economy is doing a little dance. And by “little dance,” I mean it’s moonwalking past their earlier predictions. All this while they’re still stacking Bitcoin like it’s the new gold standard. Or, you know, just a very expensive jigsaw puzzle piece. 🧩
The alchemists of code now Hibernate real-world assets-equities, castles, commodity barges-onto the blockchain’s ledger of near-eternal scrolls. 🏛️→🪙
Well, now, Arthur Hayes-crypto’s own wandering gunslinger-has done it again. The man ain’t one to sit still, no sir. He’s just deposited another hefty chunk of 682 $ETH ($2M) into Binance, like a miner tossing gold nuggets into a river hoping for diamonds. 🪙 And what’s he chasing? DeFi tokens, of course! Because why settle … Read more
During a chat on the legendary Thinking Crypto podcast, Zach Pandl, the herald of all things research at Grayscale, mused that only a tiny sliver of global assets are basking on blockchain beaches. But hold your horses! In the next decade, this sliver might turn into a vast digital coral reef as the old finance crowd decides that blockchain isn’t just a fad but the future. Who knew? 🤷♂️
At first glance, the market looks about as enthusiastic as a sloth on sedatives. Big money isn’t flowing in, long-term holders are quietly panic-selling like it’s Black Friday at the crypto outlet, and the price is compressed tighter than a sardine in a yoga class. Yet, against all odds and reason, there’s still a path. Not a rational one. Not a safe one. But a path. And it involves the financial equivalent of setting fire to a pile of margin calls.
Economist and gold advocate Peter Schiff has warned that the U.S. dollar is approaching a dangerous breaking point that could trigger severe inflation, destabilize financial markets, and sharply erode living standards, arguing that the loss of safe-haven status risks cascading economic damage across currencies, bonds, and risk assets. 🚨
