Ezekiel Enriquez, Mark Moran, and Matt Klein violated a Kalshi rule that prevents anyone who could affect an event’s result from betting on it, according to official records of their disciplinary actions. Specifically, they broke Rule 5.17(z), which strictly enforces this prohibition.
As we peer into the crystal ball of the coming weeks, one can only speculate what shenanigans await. The team is gearing up for another monumental upgrade and has the audacity to participate in Consensus 2026. Let us all hold our breath and hope these developments will finally breathe some life into PI, which has been rather lackluster lately-like a soufflé that deflated before it even hit the table.
The enigmatic DonAlt, with his 720,800 disciples on X, proclaims Bitcoin is bound for $90,000. “Cautiously optimistic,” he chirps, as if the fate of the working class hangs on his technicals. “Geopolitics? Bah!” he scoffs. “Charts don’t lie!” Oh, but they do, comrade-they lie like a capitalist’s promise of fair wages.
Yes, dear reader, this tale revolves around the temperature readings from the Météo France sensor, which, much to our astonishment, was employed by Polymarket to settle bets on the whims of Parisian weather. One might wonder-who could possibly be so foolish as to bet on the weather? But alas, here we are!
According to the eggheads at MARISKS, a Greek firm that knows a thing or two about maritime risk, these scoundrels are sending fraudulent messages to vessels stranded west of the strait, insisting on Bitcoin (BTC) or Tether (USDT) to grease the wheels. Dashed cheeky, if you ask me.
Yes, the Cardano treasury is feeling the heat as Input Output-affectionately known as IO-has submitted nine withdrawal actions, with the aforementioned ₳27.7 million request for Leios being the pièce de résistance. One can hardly contain the excitement.
Data from Arkham Intelligence reveals that Bitmine staked another 61,232 ETH – approximately $142 million – just hours ago. Bitmine is not accumulating speculatively and waiting. It is locking its treasury into the network at a pace that has become one of the most significant single-entity supply events in Ethereum’s recent history. If the universe had a savings account, Bitmine seems determined to set it on a very long-term, very expensive auto-renewal.
These impostors borrow the gowns and names of champions-MetaMask, Ledger, Trust Wallet, Coinbase, TokenPocket, imToken, and Bitpie-draping themselves in borrowed branding with the confidence of a dandy borrowing another’s wit. When opened, they pirouette toward phishing pages that resemble the very interface of the App Store, persuading the visitor to download a second application that is but a trojan in elegant attire, ready to drain one’s digital coffers with the nonchalant charm of a politely smiling thief.
Key Takeaways, Darling:
Our tale begins with the crafty Lazarus Group, now donning the guise of Mach-O Man, targeting the lofty executives of crypto, fintech, and other illustrious firms. They masquerade as benevolent tech support during what they claim to be a routine business meeting, all to deliver their venomous bite! The illustrious CertiK’s own Natalie Newson reveals that this campaign, disclosed on the 22nd of April, showcases one of the most sophisticated social engineering antics to date!
