Scandalous Betrayal: LayerZero Blames KelpDAO & North Korea’s Lazarus for $290M Hack

The incident report, released on April 20 with all the urgency of a Victorian widow’s gossip, revealed that the breach on April 18 targeted KelpDAO’s rsETH token via its LayerZero bridge. The attackers, with the finesse of a burglar in a slapstick comedy, drained 116,500 rsETH-nearly 18% of its supply-by convincing the system to hand over funds like a gentleman falling for a confidence trick.

IMF: Global Economy’s Party Pooper, Middle East War?

The Fund blames the ongoing Middle East conflict for this gloom and doom, as if a little old war wasn’t enough to ruin a perfectly good global economy. They reckon without it, we’d all be sipping margaritas at 3.4% growth. But nooo, the region’s latest party trick keeps crashing the GDP parade.

Ethereum: Will It Bounce Back or Keep Ghosting Us?

So, Ethereum price failed to remain stable above $2,420 and started a downside correction, just like Bitcoin. Because nothing says “I’m a team player” like following Bitcoin’s lead. ETH dipped below $2,400 and $2,350, probably to see if anyone was still paying attention.

Binance Sues WSJ in New York: A Legal Farce?

Though the move may seem counterintuitive, it could be entirely deliberate. Binance may be signalling that it welcomes scrutiny and has nothing to hide. The move appears designed to send a clear message to those who hold assets on its platform that the exchange will fight back even at the risk of what a full legal proceeding might expose. A champagne socialist, perhaps?