On the daily chart, BTC’s still wallowing below the 100-day and 200-day moving averages. Classic. The primary trend’s tilted down like a sad clown’s nose. And that descending channel? It’s been the crypto equivalent of a toxic relationship-months of drama, no closure, just repeated heartbreak. The latest bounce? A rebound, not a revolution.
Sergey Mikheev, the Director of Business Development at BiyskKotloStroy (a name that rolls off the tongue like a boiler falling down a staircase), shared the tale with BeInCrypto in an exclusive interview with Evgeniya Likhodey. Ah, the romance of international trade!
The scheme reads like a chapter from a pulp‑fiction novel: doubloons of deception flown through misdirected text messages-those invisible trickle‑doors of information-and encrypted apps such as WhatsApp and Telegram, where sly whispers promised a “secret” Ethereum (ETH) investment that sounded too good for the ton‑up of ordinary mortal gold.
On the 10th of March, 2026, the Ministry of Finance (quite literally, because it’s a bank) unveiled its MiCA‑compliant stablecoin, for those of you who prefer numbers over magic. The coin, as wise as a sphinx, is already living on Stellar, but its family tree extends down your usual suspects: Ethereum, Solana, and the ever‑mysterious XRP Ledger. As far back as this paper can reach, the firm has been stitching coins into the fabric of every major network, and by doing so they have earned a reputation longer than the beard of a Disjected wizard.
A Tale of Three Troughs
Arkham Intelligence, that modern-day oracle of on-chain antics, has revealed the Winklevoss twins’ latest maneuver: a $130 million BTC transfer to exchange wallets, likely destined for Gemini’s hot wallets. A mere bagatelle, one might say, for the duo once rumored to hold 1% of Bitcoin’s circulating supply.
The affected token was Wrapped stETH (wstETH), a yield-bearing asset commonly used as collateral on the Aave lending platform. One might call it the “gold standard” of crypto, if gold ever forgot its own value during a caffeine crash.
This week’s funding round was co-led by QED Investors and Left Lane Capital, with a few other fancy names throwing in their chips. KAST is now valued at a whopping $600 million, and they’ve only been around for 18 months. Talk about a glow-up! The plan? To make global payments as seamless as sending a meme-instant, borderless, and 24/7. Because, let’s face it, money should move faster than your ex’s new relationship status.
But what in the world is “Agentic AI,” you ask? Picture this: software agents that don’t just sit around waiting for a human to click a button. No, these bad boys think for themselves, navigate digital worlds, and even team up with other systems to do… well, who knows what? One thing’s for sure: as these AI beings start taking over finance, enterprise automation, and digital services, the pressure is on to keep things standardized. After all, we wouldn’t want our AI overlords to speak different languages, would we?
Amid the cacophony of India’s digital age, a new report from Gujarat National Law University (GNLU) arrives like a stern father scolding a child who’s spilled ink on a ledger. Titled “Crypto-Assets in India: Assessing the Case for Regulation,” this scholarly tome, launched at The Lalit in New Delhi, is less a policy paper and more a plea to the gods of governance: “Please, before the next generation drowns in this digital gold rush, let us have laws.”
