Yes, folks, TRM Labs graciously shared this report with BeInCrypto, along with some scintillating insights from Ari Redbord, their Global Head of Policy and Government Affairs. In essence, the lab suspects that AEXbit and Garantex are more than just distant cousins, but alas, they don’t have the smoking gun just yet. How charming!
Imagine the surprise in the crypto circles when Cardano, the noble but somewhat shy blockchain, found itself excluded from a grand initiative to bring macroeconomic data onto the blockchain-an effort that other giants like Ethereum eagerly embraced. Hoskinson, ever the candid speaker, revealed that the real villain was the absurd sum Chainlink wanted for their oracle services. The man didn’t hold back: “They gave us an absurd number for integration. I said, ‘F-not it, we’ll handle it ourselves,’” he recounted, with a tone that suggested he’d rather wrestle a bear than pay such a fee. 🐻💸
According to Zhelezniak’s proclamation on the modern pulpit of Telegram, the bill sailed through with 246 lawmakers raising their hands in unison, as if in a bizarre ritual of fiscal devotion. The legislation, a tome of financial wisdom, proposes an income tax of 18% and a military tax of 5% on digital asset profits-a tithe to both the state and the sword. In a gesture of benevolence, the bill also offers a preferential 5% tax rate on fiat conversions in its inaugural year. Such generosity! 😇
Who’s behind this mad dash? Institutional players, those dapper gentlemen and ladies of finance, have taken a fancy to stablecoins and the exotic-sounding “tokenized real-world assets” – RWAs, if you’re in the know or enjoy sounding mysterious at dinner parties. This new-fangled enthusiasm is turning DeFi lending into the bridge between the traditional stodgy banking realm and the shiny, decentralized future – rather like Jeeves dangling a martini between Uncle Bingo’s grasping fingers. 🍸
Analyst Ali points out that Sei has been consolidating between $0.27 as solid support and $0.37 as resistance. The price recently touched the lower boundary of this channel, triggering a buy signal marked by a sequential “9” count-a pattern often indicating exhaustion of a downtrend. Since then, the price has formed a series of higher lows, an early sign of accumulating bullish momentum. 🧙♂️
My dear reader, amid the turbulence of market whispers and hurried trades, HBAR has shown some signs of staying power. This venture from $0.22 to near session peaks was quite the display-like a heroine holding her resolve during a tempest, did it not? The altcoin’s battalion of buying activity, tender and persistent, perhaps hints at resilience most admirable.
Bitcoin (BTC), the undisputed king of cryptocurrencies, traded at $111,430, a modest 1.79% gain, while Ethereum, the ever-ambitious challenger, reached $4,380, adding 1.87% in the same period. One can almost hear the sighs of relief from investors, mingled with the faint echoes of “I told you so.”
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Now, what does one do with such an absurd pile of cash? Buy more Bitcoin, obviously! And not just a sprinkle here or there; oh no, they’re snapping up over *1,000 Bitcoins* like it’s discounted candy at Slugworth’s Sweet Shop. Their audacious goal? To become the first Bitcoin treasury company listed on a major European exchange. How delightfully ambitious! 🎩✨
Recent data reveals that wallets holding Bitcoin for extended periods have started to stir, much like a sleepy bear awakening from hibernation. The Long-Term Holder Binary Spending Indicator, a metric that tracks the movement of older Bitcoin wallets, now shows increased activity. Historically, such spikes have occurred near price peaks and before broader corrections, a fact that does not escape the keen eyes of market analysts.
