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On the daily canvas, ETH’s story is painted in shades of despair. It has fallen from grace, trading below the trendline that once promised stability. The rejection from the mid-$3K oasis was a cruel joke, a mirage that vanished at the first sip. Now, it tests the $2.5K demand zone, a thin line of defense against the encroaching desert. But the moving averages loom like vultures, and the $3K psychological barrier stands as an unscalable wall. A close below this line, and the lower yellow support region beckons-a descent into deeper sands.

Cast your mind back to Thursday, if you will, when Bitcoin, full of swagger, tried to conquer the $90,000 peak. But, alas, it was rejected faster than a bad joke at a funeral. Within hours, it plummeted nine grand to a two-month low of $81,000. A sad tale, indeed, but one that seemed to have a silver lining when it rebounded to $84,000 on Friday. Turns out, that was just a dead-cat bounce-a fleeting moment of hope before the inevitable splat.

Picture this: Epstein jumping into Bitcoin like it’s a hot tub at a party-quick splash, but he’s not sticking around for the awkward small talk.

At the hour of our observation, UNI trades at $4.15, a mere 1.14% decline on the daily charts, yet a spectacle of volatility most amusing to behold.

Let us begin with the daily chart, where Bitcoin’s rejection at $97,900 stands as a monument to its hubris, a firm lower high that opened the gates to its current descent. This sharp breakdown, accompanied by rising red volume, suggests not mere profit-taking but a wholesale distribution-a betrayal of trust, if you will.

While the price action has more drama than a reality TV reunion, all signs point to a cozy, boring consolidation instead of a full-blown apocalypse-so go ahead, breathe.

In the murky year of cyber-lamps, the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control, known to the clerks as OFAC, designated two UK-registered exchanges-Zedcex Exchange Ltd. and Zedxion Exchange Ltd.-for fraternizing with Iran’s financial realm and assisting the IRGC in their curious coin-trusting commerce.

Brian Armstrong, the Coinbase bigwig, says tokenized equities are gonna be the financial system’s “Spaceballs” – a major, hilarious, and totally necessary upgrade. And guess what? It’s coming faster than you can say “It’s good to be the king!” He’s all like, “The U.S. is leading this parade, folks, and the band is playing ‘Huzzah for Blockchain’!”

Tokenized silver, that shiny obsession of modern finance darlings, led the worst liquidation storm in crypto history. Over 129,117 traders watched as roughly half a billion dollars evaporated faster than you can say “margin call.”

In a span of about 72 hours, the asset slid through a string of fresh all-time lows. The latest sting came on January 29 at $0.1589 (CoinGecko data), a number that shows PI has shed 94.5% of its value since late February 2025, when it sat high and hopeful at $2.99.