Bitcoin’s Descent: A Tale of Two Coins 🐸📉

The ETF, that financial ballet, has seen 11 days of retreat from its throne, only four blinks of hope in a sea of despair. On November 18, a record $523.2 million fled like frightened doves, while Fidelity’s FBTC wept rivers of red ink-$356.6 million on one day, $256.7 million on another. A carnival of losses, indeed.

Kenya’s Crypto Gamble: Bitcoin ATMs vs. Red Tape 🚨💰

Kenya, with its freshly inked Virtual Asset Service Providers (VASP) Act, now watches as Bitcoin ATMs sprout like weeds in Nairobi’s malls. These kiosks, cheekily branded “Bankless Bitcoin,” taunt regulators who still hold their licensing pens in suspense. One might call it poetic justice-or perhaps a bureaucratic slap in the face.

Fidelity’s New ETF: Solana, Staking, and a Side of Sarcasm 🎯

Fidelity introduced the Fidelity Solana Fund (FSOL) on Tuesday, positioning it as the firm’s third spot crypto ETF and its first to incorporate staking. The fund begins trading on NYSE Arca at a moment of heightened competition in the Solana ETF segment, which remains relatively young but is rapidly attracting new issuers. 🏃‍♂️💨