And in case you missed it, Bitcoin tried to break above a crucial resistance level. Spoiler: It failed miserably. Traders are now scratching their heads, wondering whether the market is about to turn the corner or go off a cliff. The suspense is killing us all.
The $3,000 region isn’t just a number-it’s a horror movie plot. “Will it breach?” you ask? Only if sellers keep partying like it’s 2021 and the ETH price is just… not invited. The question isn’t “if,” it’s “how gracefully” we’ll watch this unfold. Spoiler: Grace isn’t in the budget. 🤯
In a dramatic X post (because nothing says “serious analysis” like a tweet), Chad drops two scenarios. First: XRP stays exactly where it is, and ETFs buy everything in a year. Second: XRP rockets up, and ETFs take a break because, you know, who wants to pay more? Either way, we’re the big winners. It’s like a rigged game show where the host is your therapist and everyone’s winning a toaster. 🏆💸
The notion, though simple in its inception, is as grand as it is perilous. To demand payment before access, a concept once deemed obsolete, now dances on the precipice of innovation. Yet, as with all endeavors born of ambition, the path is fraught with pitfalls. The x402 ecosystem, a tapestry of tokens and tools, has woven itself into the fabric of the crypto world, but at what cost? 🧵
The sell-off? Oh, it’s just confirming the downtrend. Lower highs, lower lows-it’s like a bad sitcom that won’t end. 📉🤦♂️
But lo! Robert Kiyosaki, author of Rich Dad Poor Dad, has risen like a literary phoenix, brandishing his quill as a sword. To him, Bitcoin is not mere code-it is “people’s money,” a defiant whisper against the cacophony of Wall Street’s “fake assets,” which he likens to a magician’s trick with invisible rabbits.
But don’t get carried away-this milestone isn’t crashing the price party. Jake Kennis from Nansen states it’s more of a “look what we’ve done” event than a “buy now” signal. Still, it’s like locking the pantry, making everyone paranoid about future snacks. The scarcity narrative is strong, but reaching full supply will take over a century thanks to halving events. Yep, this story is less about immediate fireworks and more about slow cookin’ those coin numbers. 🚶♂️
Well, well, well, Bitcoin ($BTC) has decided to remind us all who’s the boss! After soaring to an all-time high near $126K in early October, it has since plummeted below the $100K mark and is now chilling at $93K, its lowest point in months. Classic Bitcoin, right? 😅
The kerfuffle kicked off when Bitcoin Core dropped an update (v30, for those keeping score at home) that some folks claim is basically handing spammers a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Spam Factory. 🎟️ Supporters of Knots nodes are sweating bullets, insisting this “spam” could turn Bitcoin into a digital dumpster fire filled with illegal stuff. 🚨
On a quiet Monday morning in Asia, Bitcoin fell to $93,000, a plunge so abrupt it could make even a monk spit out his tea. Traders watched their fortunes evaporate, and the collective mood sank lower than a Siberian winter night.
