In a world where numbers dance like fireflies, BTC’s true Hashrate has soared past 750 EH/s, with the upper bands flirting with 1,000 EH/s, a staggering leap from a mere 100 EH/s back in the dusty days of mid-2020. By the dawn of 2025, the count of active ASIC mining rigs has exploded to over … Read more
Oh, the times they are a-changin’! Uphold, that dashing cryptocurrency exchange, has swept back into the US with its staking services, all thanks to a rather pleasant shift in regulatory attitudes. 🌊🏦 After a rather British resumption of crypto staking in February, dear Uphold has now sashayed back into the American limelight, as announced to … Read more
In a month that could only be described as a veritable circus of calamity, crypto scams, exploits, and hacks have collectively pilfered nearly $1.53 billion in February. The pièce de résistance? A staggering $1.4 billion Bybit hack, which, according to the esteemed blockchain security firm CertiK, has taken the lion’s share of the loot. 🦁💰 … Read more
In a twist worthy of a theatrical farce, the illustrious White House AI and crypto czar, David Sacks, has declared with a flourish that he holds not a single shiny crypto coin. Indeed, he sold every last one before the grand spectacle of US President Donald Trump’s inauguration. What a plot twist! 🎭 “I sold … Read more
In a most curious twist of fate, DraftKings, that illustrious purveyor of chance and whimsy, has consented to part with a staggering $10 million to settle a securities class-action lawsuit. This legal escapade was initiated by the beleaguered buyers of its non-fungible tokens (NFTs), those digital curiosities once peddled through a now-defunct marketplace, which, like … Read more
So, Bitcoin-hoarding Metaplanet has gone shopping again, snagging a cute little haul of 156 Bitcoin on March 3. Why? Because apparently, it’s physically incapable of saying no to an $85,890-per-coin deal, for a grand total of $13.4 million. You know, just your typical errand run. 🛒💸 This brings their grand total to a whopping 2,391 … Read more