Money that machines trust

Opinion by: Peter Schroeder, director of global marketing at Circle It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single invention in possession of great utility, must be in want of human adoration. Just as the advent of APIs, those mysterious agents of communication, have empowered software to coexist in sublime autonomy, so too are stablecoins … Read more

Dogecoin’s Wild Ride: Will It Moon or Crash? πŸš€πŸ“‰

On-chain metrics revealed that DOGE has witnessed a significant 360% jump in its large transaction volume, because apparently, even crypto whales have a sense of humor. 🐋😂 Exchanges witnessed a significant outflow of $20.65 million worth of DOGE, proving that even memecoins need a vacation. 🏖️💸 After experiencing a notable price decline in the past … Read more

DEXE Coin: The Wild Ride Continues! 🎒

DEXE goes sky-high, then comes crashing down faster than a bad sitcom plot. Derivatives volume spikes like a teenager’s hormones, and $14 is the magic number. Coin flip anyone? DEXE [DEXE] had a moment, like that one time you thought you were in great shape until you tried to run a marathon. Then, like a … Read more

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ethereum’s_addresses_on_fire!_Trump’s_wallet_burns!_πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In the vast expanse of digital deserts, the mirage of Ethereum‘s active addresses balloons to 670K! As the winds of fortune shift, Trump’s WLFI finds itself in a $14.9M sandstorm of losses.  In the grand tapestry of digital realms, Ethereum [ETH] weaves a curious tale of a 37% surge in active addresses, surpassing the previous … Read more

Gemini’s Revenge: MIT Grads Get Roasted πŸ₯“

Gemini’s Revenge: MIT Grads Get Roasted 🥓 Gemini’s Revenge: MIT Grads Get Roasted 🥓 The air in the hallowed halls of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology crackled with a peculiar tension, a tension that could only be described as the kind of awkward silence that settles over a tea party after the teapot has been … Read more